Look at the hair.
http://www.medaloffreedom.com/BillClinton_Jackie_JohnJr_CarolineKennedy.jpg
Tre'ahh
http://www.medaloffreedom.com/BillClinton_Jackie_JohnJr_CarolineKennedy.jpg
Tre'ahh
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I still think she looks like the exorcistrussian2 said:^thats JFK's wife....
That must be you with the bewildered look in the background. I can see why you envy his hair.Snowman23 said:The lady on the left is his sister, the one in the middle his mother.
His wife was Carolyn Bessette.
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii307/misskell02/attachment-2-1.jpg
His hair looks kick-ass in this picture.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You do know she WAS somethin' else back in the day, right? JFK was a lucky dude. But then again, the guy had so much sex he put Clinton to shame...HandyAndy said:I still think she looks like the exorcist![]()