"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Joe Rogan stands up to a feminist

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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spider_007

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ha ha ha, i'm supprised she didn't go psycho on him... who said logic don't work on women on their ****......
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Nice. He called her on her sh1t rather well; good comedians are notorious for being very good observers. The sad thing is that she missed out on an opportunity to make a good joke about Joe staring at her breast even if he wasn't. But that would mean that she would have to be an actual comedian instead of some bitter feminazi who's wh0ring for attention in any way that she can get it.
 

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I used to think of this guy as a decent comedian who got a cool job as the host on Fear Factor.

But god damn if he isn't someone we should all look up to.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Dayummmm... Mad drama in the comic world, arguing like some high school teenie boppers. I'd like to see "Ned" steal a joke from the wrong person. Bernie Mac would step up and break his foot of in his @ss! :cuss:
 

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She sounds like a b1tch who deserved being put in her place, but I don't see how she's a feminist.
 

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Is that the same one that's on Myspace?

I attempted to play the line above and it crashed my browser.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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