JOB postings - Professional Soccer/Football coaches

[LiveFreeX]

I don't know if this has ever been done on SS but I'll give it a try.

Looking for guys who are interested in teaching kids to play Soccer. Must be interested in Asian women as you'll be living there for up to a year or more. Must enjoy kids to some extent and be able to control urges to bang young teenage girls (schools are co-ed). Non native speakers are ok but English must be strong enough so that an accent does not impede your ability to coach. Salary is negotiable as are working hours. Your off time is yours to pursue whatever you like. Criminal records check is necessary. We might have openings for American football and hockey in the future.

If you cannot control yourself after watching these videos, you might not be a good fit. Most of the girls will be young and impressionable, if you are caught sleeping with students or you get one pregnant, you'll likely be incarcerated, terminated (physically) or left stranded in the country.

Yes this is serious, PM for details.

 

[Asmodeus]

I will teach em to play with balls alright, I would teach em real good. I am a solid football player and could coach it no doubt... I sure I could coach up a good tight end or two, maybe a linebacker. ;-)

 

[LiveFreeX]

Unfortunately, I don't think there are enough balls on this forum to play a game of marbles.

 

[WanderingMan]

and be able to control urges to bang young teenage girls

LOL

 

[LiveFreeX]

I'll probably try to bang every hot asian chick i see

This is the hardest part of the job.