"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jealousy Tactics

NSUballer

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The other night I was out with this girl(#1) at a club. She was with ME and no one else. She starts talkin to some other dude, laughin all loud and touchin him and ****. Im like WTF is goin on here. So then I walked off to go talk to this girl(#2) i know from school (HB9). I am only friends with her cuz shes one of my friends EXs. So im talkin to her and I ask her to do me a favor and kiss me so the other #1 can see us. Shes cool and is like okay but i gotta buy her a drink. I dont care cuz i got a lil cash. So I go back to where the #1 girl was at, now shes alone, and sit next to her. A moment later the #2 comes up to me and just lays one on me while i am right next to #1, then says call me. We made out for a good 4-5 seconds right next to #1. I was shocked for a minute cuz it was a good kiss.

Anyways #1 was kinda lookin pi$$d off and disappointed cuz this hot girl came out of nowhere and made out with me. I told her we knew each other from school and shes been tryin to get with me. This must have thrown this girl out of sync cuz she thought she was makin me jealous when i turned the tables on her. She ended up with me anyways. Does that kind of tactic work all the time?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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DJ4Real

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87-95% of the time...most women are competitive and get jealous easily.
 
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