"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jealous of the Paddle?

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In the past month and a half I have been so frustrated with trying to put the moves on a 17-year-old senior who goes to a small holier than thou Christian high school. I often pick her up from school and we go back to my house and usually watch TV because she seems hesitant to do much more than kiss and touch.

But that all changed recently! This time, I picked her up from school and she looked really upset, and I could tell by her glassy eyes she had been crying. The whole ride back to my house she wouldn't tell me what was wrong. Finally, once we were inside she told me that she was paddled by the assistant principal for trying to cheat on a test.

The AP gave her five hard licks with a paddle she said is 2 feet long! She showed me her butt which was pinkish purple. On one hand, I felt upset and jealous that some guy had done this to her, but on the other hand I was even more hot for her knowing she got disciplined.

Sensing that she was mortified and emotionally weakened, I made my move to comfort her, and her normal resistance to making out collapsed. I had one heck of a hot afternoon after school with her. :up:

But I still can't help but feeling jealous that the AP punished her like that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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good job taking advantage of her when she was "mortified and emotionally weakened". you are truly a giant among men.
 
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brewbaron said:
good job taking advantage of her when she was "mortified and emotionally weakened". you are truly a giant among men.
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Wasn't that evident from his paddle fetish?

i've got horrible images of peggy hill getting her feet paddled :eek:
 
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Relationship-Buddy said:
Entertaining story. :crackup:
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RB, I am totally not kidding. She took 5 licks Friday. :trouble:
I was upset about it, and even blamed her partially for it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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anchor that pain and pleasure....pretty soon shes gonna be asking you to spank her before you hit it. Start swatting her on the ass for random **** she does wrong. lol. anyone else see the making of a great **** relationship here? lol.
 
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