"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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James Bond now to bang a milf in new movie

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I had the displeasure of watching half of the previous 007 movie - I say displeasure because in that Bond seems to be a dark character, with no playful flirting. (I only saw half of it, but I was so bored, I couldn't stomach watching the whole thing.) It seemed that the Brosnan Bond character hit the sweet spot of being up-to-date with the new social & sexual mores while still being a bit ****y in both sexual & non-sexual aspects. This new actor's Bond seems to be more like an asexual Batman type (i.e., the darker character of the Batman movies, not the light-hearted one on TV) of character.

Give me the days of "My name is Pvssy Galore" ... "I must be dreaming"! :up:
 

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The old Bond will never return. New generation of moviegoers, new market, etc.
 

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fvck daniel craig hes a white knight who doesnt get much azz at all. His next movie will probably show him beating up some evil "player" who plows through too many girls, including the main supporting actress who will no doubt reject his lame azz in the movie. No charm so he can only use his fists, the best Bond by far is Roger Moore. (slap a ho (russian killer girl) then bring out a glass of wine, then hit it) classic.
 

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Cloudtopsun2100 said:
fvck daniel craig hes a white knight who doesnt get much azz at all. His next movie will probably show him beating up some evil "player" who plows through too many girls, including the main supporting actress who will no doubt reject his lame azz in the movie. No charm so he can only use his fists, the best Bond by far is Roger Moore. (slap a ho (russian killer girl) then bring out a glass of wine, then hit it) classic.
This.

This Bond has the pozzed stink of PC millennial zombies all over it. I didn't watch Quantum of Solace but Skyfall gave us:

* The faggot villain but still white of course. Coz homo's can be just as diabolical, driven, intelligent and accomplished as the rest of you bigots!!

* A relationship full of feelz and dialogue with an old bag with a school boy haircut (just screams Bond doesn't it?)

*Moneypenny's now a sensual and sassy black woman (is there any other kind?) and just as physically capable as Bond, plus a main part of the storyline. Why?

*A smarmy, skinny jeaned hipster as Q. Was waiting for him to upload a selfie on his ipoz.

*London recast as a city full of Anglo's and worth saving. Not an atomized multi-culti toilet and worth bombing.

Cast that Idra Elba or whatever that dudes name is who sends moral preening white sh!tlibs into orgasmic glee and that should pretty much be the nail in the Bond coffin.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I heard Joe Rogan talk about Idris Elba being the new Bond. Uuh ok. Annie's black too, now, what the fvck?
 

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VladPatton said:
I heard Joe Rogan talk about Idris Elba being the new Bond. Uuh ok. Annie's black too, now, what the fvck?
I don't have my "cultural marxism for dummies" handbook on me but I think it has something to do with the host population being too white and too cis or some sh!t. No boy/girl hood heroes and icons reminiscent of a time less pozzed should be untouched. The narrative must continue from Thor now morphing into an empowered woman to the green lantern coming out of the closet.
 

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I don't have my "cultural marxism for dummies" handbook on me but I think it has something to do with the host population being too white and too cis or some sh!t. No boy/girl hood heroes and icons reminiscent of a time less pozzed should be untouched. The narrative must continue from Thor now morphing into an empowered woman to the green lantern coming out of the closet.

Awesome...then I want an all white Good Times sitcom remake.
 
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