James Bond married to a fattie

[Burroughs]

Damn!

I guess thats the world we live in

James Bond ends up with a fattie

he doesn't have a sixpack but his wife is a whale! Looks like she ate the BMW convertible!


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CCVMczhtu...n+and+wife+Keely+Shaye+Smith+photo%5B8%5D.jpg


http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/f...till-smitten-with-his-wife-keely-960x1423.jpg

 

[HeadLightsOn]

Dont worry, the wife will be for the public eye, and kids sake.

Im sure Mr Brosnan will have a little 'side dish.'

I sure as hell hope so!

 

[HoneyHitter]

Just too sad.

 

[Who Dares Win]

She was probably in shape when they get married, then the states collar on brosnan wallet made impossible to him to drop her...also for the kid as headlighton said.

He surely has some younger hotter chick which he bangs and go out with, and maybe the fat wife is a nice woman who treats him good so he would feel guilty to drop her openly.
Many of us wheter they admitt it or not would appreciate to have a loving family, even if they have to find the physical fix outside.

 

[SBW]

She was probably in shape when they get married

She was indeed - far less whale like in 2001!

And Brosnan's previous wife, the late Cassandra Harris was an actual Bond Girl - Years before he was in the frame for the part. In fact when they got together, Brosnan was the funny-looking fat one.

 

[Greasy Pig]

If your wife gains 50 pounds after you get married, that should be grounds for divorce and keeping all your possessions.
A woman letting herself go after securing a provider and baby daddy is showing complete disrespect for him, not to mention herself.
She's basically advertising that she doesn't give a fvck about looking nice for her husband and he has to put up with it because he's legally bound to.
If he divorces her, she gets half his shyt, loses the 50 pounds and starts the cycle again.
I don't care what anyone says, there is NO excuse for a woman to get that fat after marriage (provided she was slim before marriage of course).

 

[Fatal Jay]

this is weird,this dude must cant afford to drop this chick, she should be living in fear to gain even one pound on this dude

 

[MatureDJ]

If your wife gains 50 pounds after you get married, that should be grounds for divorce and keeping all your possessions.

Could I see some USA state passing that law ... :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Who Dares Win]

Could I see some USA state passing that law ... :crackup: :crackup:

The only safe bet would be China or Russia, you know guys those masculine countries which "somehow" are scoring more and more while the west decline, a coincidence?

Anyway such law would be great, if a woman is allowed to drop her husband if he loses his job and can no longer maintain that lifestyle, I dont see whats wrong in being able to drop a women who got fat and no longer can provide decent sex.

Also a man doesnt lose his job because of his fault, while a woman gets fat because she sucks mentally even before than physically.
In all honesty women marry status while men marry bodies, its all about that.

 

[nismo-4]

Men value love, women love value. What can you say?

 

[PlayHer Man]

That's what slavery looks like.

Once you sign that marriage contract the woman can do/become whatever she wants and you just have to deal with it.. OR get r@ped in divorce court :trouble:

 

[Jitterbug]

Check out the older photos. His current wife used to be a 9. A crime against humanity if you ask me.

 

[Night-hawk]

At least he has his James Bond movies to escape to a thinner reality, and a multi million dollar fortune.

 

[BMX]

...and that's where the line needs to be drawn. FUKK.

 

[evan12]

this is weird,this dude must cant afford to drop this chick, she should be living in fear to gain even one pound on this dude

He is one of the manly men in the hollywood , I think he had enough pvssies and he want some housewife to take care of his kids now .
I cant believe he cant get better , american women worship Hollywood stars especially some one like him

 

[timmylivingalie]

If your wife gains 50 pounds after you get married, that should be grounds for divorce and keeping all your possessions.
A woman letting herself go after securing a provider and baby daddy is showing complete disrespect for him, not to mention herself.
She's basically advertising that she doesn't give a fvck about looking nice for her husband and he has to put up with it because he's legally bound to.
If he divorces her, she gets half his shyt, loses the 50 pounds and starts the cycle again.
I don't care what anyone says, there is NO excuse for a woman to get that fat after marriage (provided she was slim before marriage of course).

For sure

 

[Bible_Belt]

Here's the before and after:
http://www.strangecollege.com/images/content/170629.jpg

 

[Darth]

She used to be very hot:

http://www.starscolor.com/images/keely-shaye-smith-02.jpg

 

[Burroughs]

The contrast between his weight gain and hers is startling

He put on 15-20 age related pounds

she put on 50-60 pounds

its fvcking absurd, even young she wasn't that hot and her upper arms have that flabby thing going which is just dormant fat cells waiting for her to pound the cheesecake....bottom line Bond can and should do better...

get a Liz Hurley body and face...even older she is hot ...this is her at 44 http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2008/...oncert-for-cancer-hospital2-48246c473d78b.jpg

@greasy pig....I agree this weight gain is utterly contract breaking unfortunately a man has no leg to stand on in this regard either socially or legally...once married a man is a slave to his wife in all ways...this fact is covert and poorly understood....society has become so faggotized and gynocentric that man has become a slave in his own house..

..she obviously has no fear of him leaving why?

because if he divorces her she will get the house and 20 years + of Bond money and freedom....only faggots could dream of the way men have been enslaved today

 

[Down Low]

For an opera singer, she's fair to middling.

Looney left Hollyweirdos. What do you expect?