"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

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What does jesus christ have to do with picking up chicks? Ive memorized the commandments already and know them like my ABCs........ but still no luck with women WTF? ive done everything the bible has told me to do, Im losing my faith because of this!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by mroriginal
What does jesus christ have to do with picking up chicks? Ive memorized the commandments already and know them like my ABCs........ but still no luck with women WTF? ive done everything the bible has told me to do, Im losing my faith because of this!
Simple - if you follow the path of Jesus - yer gonna die a virgin.
 

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Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

Originally posted by uzio
Simple - if you follow the path of Jesus - yer gonna die a virgin.
Either die a virgin or marry a prostitute. Depends on who you want to believe.
 

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Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

Originally posted by uzio
Simple - if you follow the path of Jesus - yer gonna die a virgin.
Na dawg,
You're gonna get married and have good sex every day.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bible!

Originally posted by DJ_in_making
Na dawg,
You're gonna get married and have good sex every day.
a lot of the time. To the previous posters, where does it say in the bible that men who follow Jesus will die virgins and all?
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bibl

Originally posted by wavejams007
a lot of the time. To the previous posters, where does it say in the bible that men who follow Jesus will die virgins and all?
it doesnt and i never saw where it said that you had to abstain from sex to be a man of faith (pope, priest, monk, nun) and do gods good works.
 

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oh yeah, I forgot, God=taboo.
 

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Uhhhh he IS talking about the DJ bible right? I'm not the only one who thinks this right?

Honestly it seems that the DJ bible is a guideline to helping you fix areas that you may be lacking in, not as a defined set of rules you MUST follow. You integrate it into your life and use it to do a self-check every now and again and see if you lack in anything you'd want to fix.

Also, I used having to know the entire bible as my excuse for not getting out there. But its simple, you need to practice and that means TRYING every once and a while. Even if you f_ck it up, you're doing this for you and no one else. That's why I don't give a shyt how long this takes me or how badly I fail when I do, its a learning experience and eventually I'll act the way I want to and get the success I've been meaning to obtain.

It's all about your confidence and not just the kind that shows how you come across, I mean your belief in your success and how willing you are to get it. That's where you find out just how determined you really are and no rejection will break you away from it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the bibl

Originally posted by wavejams007
a lot of the time. To the previous posters, where does it say in the bible that men who follow Jesus will die virgins and all?
I don't recall Jesus getting laid all that often you know.

Anyhoo - Jesus was a poor PUA - he didn't get laid, or married a wh0re. Depending which conspiracy theory you prefer.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ive Read the bible a milion times so stop telling me to read the

Originally posted by uzio
I don't recall Jesus getting laid all that often you know.

Anyhoo - Jesus was a poor PUA - he didn't get laid, or married a wh0re. Depending which conspiracy theory you prefer.
honestly , i gotta say even if he did it wouldnt matter to me. i wouldnt care if he were married or dating or not . he did great deeds and that counts. his love life really isnt my buisness and you know honestly if he had ever fallen in love, well gosh doesnt that just make him relate to us even more?
 

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Some of you guys need to chill out and realize that this is a funny thread.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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