"I've had a crush on you for years"

[Die Hard]

Ok, reply soon guys! I just texted it to a girl I picked up in the club last week. "I've had a crush on you for years". She just replied: "Huh? But I don't even know you, right?"

So what do I reply now? lol

 

[terran2k]

"lettuce be cereal, i know you been mirin the aesthetics, we could make beautiful babies"
"when you gunna let me clap dem cheeks?"

if you gunna do it, might as well go all out and not puss up now.

 

[sharkbeat]

What I find interesting about that text is that it is the exact opposite of what they tell you here on SoSuave. Here they always say never tell a girl you like them, which is basically what "I've had a crush on you for years" is.

If you said it in a playful way, that counts as being funny - especially on girls you just met!

 

[Die Hard]

lol, I already went on with the convo before I read your reply. Took a little inspiration from the original thread.

I continued like this:

Me: "Wow, I'm pouring out my heart and this is all you have to say?"

Her: "Seriously, have I been on your mind all week long? I only know you from last week, right?"

Me: "Okay one week then, instead of years. But let's be serious, our genes are superior. We owe it to the world of modelling to make babies!"

She hasn't replied to that and it's been 15 minutes since I sent it. Her first responses were within a few minutes, so I guess I fukked up .

Too bad, I had sort of given up on her anyway. I sent her a text Sunday morning, she replied, I sent another one and then she just didn't reply anymore. So I had given up on her after that anyway.

 

[AAAgent]

you gotta be playful, funny, and serious at the same time all without being creepy.

"Wow, I'm pouring out my heart and this is all you have to say?"
that line doesn't really do anything for you and ruins the conversation everytime. The only reason why it has worked in CHATS is because the follow up right away with something witty. You can't follow up right away in text/messages since you're not really having a conversation like chats. Chatting and messaging are different. Messages you need to choose your words more carefully. You can still do this still saying retarded a$$ funny sh!t.

 

[Die Hard]

Yeah, guess you're right, that's why I hate texting. I suck at it... Luckily my other plate, who I've also been been texting with tonight, is still spinning.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Die Hard,

AAAgent is right. Its better to do this on a chat form, rather than text. Not saying that it doesn't work. The thing with this spectacular series of trolling success is that you can abruptly change subjects of conversations by making ambiguous statements. Thats how women think anyway. They'll be talking about something, then out of nowhere, they talk about another subject right off the bat.

This type of conversation doesn't allow the girl to feel calm and relaxed - relaxed, unwinding and complacency is not flirting. You should understand the tension, excitement, and leadership involved in redirecting a conversation.

Heres another line you can throw in there (stack):

"Heavenly blessed beauty, whose beauty is so devine and everlasting (insert crude/dirty favor here) " etc etc.

- srs (serious)
- cereal (for real)
- mirin (admiring)

Just incase you get stuck when they ask "What does xyz mean? .."

 

[backbreaker]

i'm a member there but don't post much if at all. maybe 20 posts in 3 years. don't venture to the misc board that much, too counter productive, but good times are there.

a (much much much much) better boa;rd for that type of stuff however is the-mainboard.com and just go to the main board forum. it's supposed to be a college recruiting board, but it's basically a huge misc forum.

 

[AAAgent]

ya but they probably don't have the level of testosterone that the bodybuilding forum guys have. That's why their all retardedly funny.

 

[Die Hard]

Thanx for the advice, guys! By the way, I text in my native language, so the English 'slang' isn't any good to me . Also, some of my lines might come off worse to you than they really are because I'm translating them to English for you guys

Well, it seems I didn't fukk things up just yet. When she hadn't responded for 20 minutes, I followed up with this (mind you, this was directly after my second-last post, I didn't read AAA's and Mad's advice yet):

Me: "Well, your silence tells it all: I'll be lonely forever And the world misses out on a new top model, I'll forward Calvin Klein's claim for damages to you when it comes!"

Her: "You have some pretty wild plans! By the way, I'm not sitting with my phone in my hands all night long, so... You planning to go out with Christmas?"

Me: "Well, I'm a wild man I haven't scheduled anything yet, you gonna show me around town in that hamlet you live in?" (she lives in some far off tiny village)

Didn't get a reply after this, but this was at midnight so I guess she'll reply tomorrow.

 

[Slickster]

Man I just went thru 12 pages of that stuff over at BB.com. Funny as hell!

Too bad it took 11 pages worth to see an actual success story.

I realize I have another 40+ pages to go but IMO this is only going to work on chicks with a really good sense of humour. (Which isn't very many).

MOst are just going to be confused and the ones that think they are hot are just saying "You're sweet" Thanks for the ego massage.

Funny nonetheless.

 

[Prodigy746]

ahhah strong misc presence in this thread

I saw that thread

Anyway

come at me bro
you mad ?
i aint even mad
forever alone
forever calzone
etc etc ... misc rules.

 

[kush]

lulz never knew so many miscers here. the pof ultimate broski trolling thread is legendary too

 

[Ease]

Im gona try this out but not on an actual potential lead.

Dont have enough balls for that HAHA.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

the pof ultimate broski trolling thread is legendary too

Aware me brah? Mods are locking threads like crazy recently.

 

[Ice882]

brb loling

 

[ARrocket]

Fail

Girl I cold approached at a grocery store 3 months ago, she stopped texting back:

ARrocket: I have a confession to make...

HB: Okay...?

ARrocket: I've had a crush on you for years.

HB: That's impossible considering you met me once like 3 months ago

ARrocket: Don't deny my feelings. I destroy the impossible. When are we gonna get togetha?

No response

ARrocket: When you gon let me clap dem cheeks? I know you been mirin the aesthetics.

No response

ARrocket: Forever alone



I need to find a girl on Facebook without any mutual friends so I can do it over there, texting sucks!

 

[Audiophile]

Holy hell, this is fvcking gold! Seriously, I am absolutely in love with this line. I can't wait to try it tomorrow when girls are actually online.

 

[runner83]

Man I just went thru 12 pages of that stuff over at BB.com. Funny as hell!

Too bad it took 11 pages worth to see an actual success story.

I realize I have another 40+ pages to go but IMO this is only going to work on chicks with a really good sense of humour. (Which isn't very many).

MOst are just going to be confused and the ones that think they are hot are just saying "You're sweet" Thanks for the ego massage.

Funny nonetheless.

^^^^ This

Unless she secretly had a crush on you as well and you have known her for that long, I doubt this would ever work.

Use on low quality chicks who have self esteem issues and you may get some success.

But use this on any semi-hot girl who has it together and she will know it for what it is, a silly line that you picked up from an Internet Forum and either send you down in flames or into LJBF territory.

 

[Gray The Prince]

Lol, I tezted and Facebook IMed a good handful of girls that and I've gotten mixed results. It doesn WONDERS if you're trying to get your game back in shape.