"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It's V-day, Vagina everywhere day.

J

Jake-inator

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I'm Back!!!!
It's been a while, i almost forgot about this website.

Anyway i see a lot of you got girl problems and sh1t, confessing your love. You sound like this b1tch i have.

Well, here's your anwser: just forget about it. That's right, totally forget about V-day. Its like it doesn't exist.

Who cares if you got someone? you're not a girl! you don't need someone to be happy! slap yourself!

Now go out there and pretend like it's every other day.
In fact, today is better than every other day, because every single girl everywhere is worried that she doesn't have a Boy Friend.

And don't letme catch you in the flower/candy aisle!!! I will beat your AFC ass.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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reyalp

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vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina
vagiiIIIIIIIIIIna
they call
that thing
vagina!


today is the highlight of my past week, so far :D
 
T

Tomatoes

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FINALLY people have started to understand what i have been shouting all week.

V-DAY IS GOOD. GO OUT AND SARGE PVSSY. ITS THE BEST NIGHT FOR PU. SARGE!
 
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