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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
backseatjuan
Banned
You know what is derevnya? It's smaller than city, under jurisdiction of city, but some distance away. No government inside, just houses, maybe 20 or so houses. I live in one. There are cool euro style houses and there are old USSR style houses, with no hot water, and basic sh`tter without toilet. Maybe there is no hot water, and maybe water comes out just out of one crane, but that water is clean. There is a water well there too, you dip a bucket into it on a rope and get water, just 20 years ago people used it.
Of course, this is not Miami for you, with water in the kitchen and bathroom, but the water we have is 100% pure, it comes out of the ground. City water is crap.
USA city water is full of fluoride, chemical that makes you dumb so you keep voting and signing up for different sh`t, consume, produce, and die, preferably from cancer.
You CIVILIZED people love to point fingers and cry, oh look at them niggas, look they don't have tap water. But the water we have is clean, and there is no need to bomb the f'ck out another country to bring democracy and peace there.
Look at Iraq. They had education and future during Saddam, now they don't have sh`t under USA imperialistic rule.
Look at Libya. During Gaddafi everyone had good education, knew several languages, and each household had several cars. Now what they have?
Clean tap water usually comes to 3rd world with strings attached, like forced vaccinations to sterilize and cause cancer. Like draconian credits, which the niggas have to pay with natural resources for low price.
I think several million civilians dead from bombings is not a good justification for tap water and "democracy" with strings attached. Clean tap water and democracy in their purest form are achieved by people within and their desires for those things, not from the help of imperialistically ambitious and vicious and ready to kill country like USA.
F'ck USA.
F'ck you too.
Of course, this is not Miami for you, with water in the kitchen and bathroom, but the water we have is 100% pure, it comes out of the ground. City water is crap.
USA city water is full of fluoride, chemical that makes you dumb so you keep voting and signing up for different sh`t, consume, produce, and die, preferably from cancer.
You CIVILIZED people love to point fingers and cry, oh look at them niggas, look they don't have tap water. But the water we have is clean, and there is no need to bomb the f'ck out another country to bring democracy and peace there.
Look at Iraq. They had education and future during Saddam, now they don't have sh`t under USA imperialistic rule.
Look at Libya. During Gaddafi everyone had good education, knew several languages, and each household had several cars. Now what they have?
Clean tap water usually comes to 3rd world with strings attached, like forced vaccinations to sterilize and cause cancer. Like draconian credits, which the niggas have to pay with natural resources for low price.
I think several million civilians dead from bombings is not a good justification for tap water and "democracy" with strings attached. Clean tap water and democracy in their purest form are achieved by people within and their desires for those things, not from the help of imperialistically ambitious and vicious and ready to kill country like USA.
F'ck USA.
F'ck you too.
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BeDJ
Guest
So what's your country going to about it?
Secure the energy monopoly in Europe?
Secure the energy monopoly in Europe?
backseatjuan
Banned
Several things my country does not do, I will list:
1) Does not blow up towers and claim boogie man did it.
2) Does not put fluoride and other type of sh`t into tap water.
3) Does not allow sale of sh`t foods like GMO, and hormone meats.
4) Does not invade other countries.
The list of don't dos is a lot longer, but come on, I don't have time nor want to list it all. Though, one thing is for sure, if my country was as evil as USA, I'd immigrate.
1) Does not blow up towers and claim boogie man did it.
2) Does not put fluoride and other type of sh`t into tap water.
3) Does not allow sale of sh`t foods like GMO, and hormone meats.
4) Does not invade other countries.
The list of don't dos is a lot longer, but come on, I don't have time nor want to list it all. Though, one thing is for sure, if my country was as evil as USA, I'd immigrate.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.