"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's Official - Anal Sex Is Bad For Your Health

sparky0000

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I have been trying to tell you boys that for as long as I can remember. Now my beloved Russian friends agree with me. Russia is getting mighty close to recriminalizing anal sex :moon:

More good news. No gay parade this year :rock: Seems that the good folks of Latvia might do the same again this year.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070214/ap_on_re_eu/russia_moscow_gays
Muradov said he had "medical proof" that "this form of relations" is harmful to health, the agency reported....Uh, I told you that you shouldn't be using that part of the body as a personal pleasure pool.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20070214/co_po/russianlawmakersmovetorecriminalizehomosexuality
NO MORE ANAL SEX FOR YOU :nono:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Pimp101

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"Sparky0000 is the most retarded man I know."
-Sparky0000

We appriciate your honesty. Really.
 

Skel

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yeah im gonna have to agree. Your post is really lame. I dont think I will be clicking on anything you post because you aren't very smart.
 

ExploringOne

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This was an idiotic post. I want my 1 minute of life back.

Anal has it's drawbacks. You stick your d*ck into $hit, and you expect it to smell like flowers?

Nothing wrong with it though, just make sure you're both clean, before and after, and wear a rubber.
 
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