"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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it's hard being an arkansas fan...

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so we take the lead against lsu with 1 minute left. they are driving with no timeouts, they throw the ball, the man catches it, gets tackled and the ref says he made it out of bounds.

if he does not get out of bounds, the clock keeps going and they dont' ahve time to run more plays to get into field goal range

lou holtz on college gameday says "if he makes that tackle in bounds, arkansas wins the game"

http://i781.photobucket.com/albums/yy99/ghostzapper/index2.jpg

:( :(

I mean seriously.. what do we have to do? the man was 5 feet in bounds and they say he's out of bounds, stop the clock, let them get set, they get in field goal range and hit the field goal to send it into overtime.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Da Realist

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His knee is down and a defender is touching him. Yep, that's a downed ball. But let's be real: LSU sells more shirts than Ark.
 

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That one had me on the edge of my seat. Tough loss Arkansas should have won. Don't know how he missed the field goal. I'm thankful they covered the spread though
 

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mpimpin said:
That one had me on the edge of my seat. Tough loss Arkansas should have won. Don't know how he missed the field goal. I'm thankful they covered the spread though
he has single handily kicked us out of 4 games int he last 2 years, including the florida gators and last night.

he will not be on the team next year we have recruited his replacement.
 

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As a UF fan i was hoping LSU would win so Les Miles can keep his job and continue running that program into the ground. That guy is a such an enormous tool, it just brings me great joy to see him coach a rival SEC powerhouse.

And yes, he was tackled inbounds, the game should have been over. SEC refs have been the worst in the country all year.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Levex said:
SEC refs have been the worst in the country all year.
the NCAA really needs to look at its replay rules. refs are getting more and more sloppy for crucial calls. when refs blow a call and it determines the game results, it's very disheatning for every one involve. i think we're all owed the opportunity for the right calls to be made.
 

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Yeah OOOOOOKKKKKKAAAAYYYYY....

You do realize that the only reason you took the lead is because of the complete BS helmet to helmet call on Chad Jones? I mean, do they want to play football or what???

I think ALL teams, especially SEC (except Florida and Alabama, the cash cows) have had their share of calls go against them this year.
 
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