Its funny how similar girls are: Text game tip

[kraytkiller]

So I pulled this girl off of OkCupid, we exchanged 3-4 messages, I got her number, and I realized I didn't know her name.

So I was about to send a text 'Hey this is kraytkiller from okcupid, whats up? Whats your name, by the way?' or some other equally boring shyt.

Instead I froze. I thought back to the text tips I read in the book in the DJ bible 'Weapons of Mass Seduction' where he called up a girl and had a joke about juggling monkeys ready to go. I realized direct is boring. Playful will get the woman.

So I chose: 'Hey I have that stolen car you asked for but the body is still in the trunk what do I do????

Her: 'Hahah oh gosh who is this'

^ Now THAT made me pause for a second. What a stereotypical cookie cutter female answer. Am I right? That's like what every entertained female replies, in all the DJ books! WEIRD Lol

Me: I thought we agreed no names? I told you to call me California black snake

^ Here I'm keeping the mystery going, and I'm also using a funny nickname which I can reference and make a funny sexual joke about on our next date. Her IL was high at the time (instant responses) but I didnt want to push it too far past this point

Her: Haha I can u California black snake but I also want to know who this is lol

^ Here I texted back too quickly, I could've let her sit for 5 - 10 minutes (or more) and let her mind wander, next time, maybe.

Me: We spoke online... Kraytkiller. Aka ____. At your service milady. Haha

^ Here I keep it playful, 'at your service' could've been replaced by a better word choice, and I need to knock off that 'haha' ****, but she was laughing too, so I suppose it helps keep the energy high.

Her: Hahahaha okay hi there anyways about that dead body I need U to get rid of it for me

^ Strong signals, all obvious....

Me: Ok... I can do that but it's going to cost you extra

^ I should've used a winky face to make it more sexual, possibly, because....

Her: Well luckily I just got paid

^ Lots of winky faces, not like before when we were messaging online. IL seems to have risen.

After this I make another joke and eject, telling her 'We'll discuss terms when we meet. I'll hit you up later with me schedule' by discussing terms I'm going to use her 'debt' to me for the 'car' as a way to escalate kino and keep things playful and happy.

Her: Haha yeah I couldn't talk like that even if I tried and okay sounds good

^ That's what an interested girl texting you looks like

IMO it's important to eject now on a high note, we couldve talked more, but more talking is more chance to fvck it up.



Much better result than if I'd just gone direct.

 

[DaddyLongShanks]

How old are you "kraytkiller"? And what age range of your targets? It's amazing what works on "girls" works across a wide spectrum of them.

 

[BatJuan]

So you still don't know her name?

 

[thatfeel]

lol'd at batjuan's response

 

[kraytkiller]

How old are you "kraytkiller"? And what age range of your targets? It's amazing what works on "girls" works across a wide spectrum of them.

21, girls 21 - 25. Would you say that the text game/responses you get is rather similar all the way to your age range? Whatever that may be.

So you still don't know her name?

Funny enough, she'd told me her name before during online messaging. So good thing I didnt ask, eh? Haha. I went back and looked. I'd forgotten...

 

[DaddyLongShanks]

21, girls 21 - 25. Would you say that the text game/responses you get is rather similar all the way to your age range? Whatever that may be.

I call those 18-25 years old "girls" and yes they do respond to mostly the same ****. Hooks off modern day pop culture, the viewpoint, the funny, trashy crap as you see it works just like it would on most. your taking advantage of their text thing, and she could have a bf and still laughing her ass off to your lacck of serioiusness. Good job.

Funny enough, she'd told me her name before during online messaging. So good thing I didnt ask, eh? Haha. I went back and looked. I'd forgotten...

LOL. Have fun. You going to do fine.

 

[skinnyguy]

It works the same for mid 30's women, believe me.

If you tease and use c+f they will eat that **** up.

 

[DaddyLongShanks]

It works the same for mid 30's women, believe me.

If you tease and use c+f they will eat that **** up.

Even sophisticated ones with good education and good jobs? Some mid 30's are just the same as the mid 20's "girls"...

 

[skinnyguy]

Even sophisticated ones with good education and good jobs? Some mid 30's are just the same as the mid 20's "girls"...

YES even them. They want to have fun too because they are bored of work and the losers who approach them

 

[DaddyLongShanks]

YES even them. They want to have fun too because they are bored of work and the losers who approach them

Ok. So we simplified all this theory back to be a fun guy, let them have a good time. Oh, and make sure your phucking...

 

[Frostman]

So I chose: 'Hey I have that stolen car you asked for but the body is still in the trunk what do I do????

A stupid text to send a stranger. Luckily she didn't forward it to the police.

 

[Wisconsin144]

This is something I've been dying to work on. Glad someone had some examples to help newbies like me!

 

[DaddyLongShanks]

This is something I've been dying to work on. Glad someone had some examples to help newbies like me!

Phuc some text game, have some cool a$$ dates. Amusement park, bowling, skating, rock climbing, shooting range, give her some experiences.

Let some orbiters over talk her. You date and phuck her. Make sure your phucking, that's the key. Let her have a good time, let her "feel" because we know they rely on their emotions.

 

[kraytkiller]

Phuc some text game, have some cool a$$ dates. Amusement park, bowling, skating, rock climbing, shooting range, give her some experiences.

Let some orbiters over talk her. You date and phuck her. Make sure your phucking, that's the key. Let her have a good time, let her "feel" because we know they rely on their emotions.

In this day and age, at our age range (hes 17, im 21) you better have solid text game, if you ever want to date them.

For example: Last night I texted some chick that messaged me online (she messaged me first) because she 'liked what she saw' she was obviously after the D. Heres how to convo went:

Me: Hey what's up? It's the man of your dreams. Haha

^ Alright, ****ty opener. Whatever. This was an experiment... and when women are already attracted to you... what you say is not that important

Probably should've said it more seriously -the haha... or... just used a different opener, really.

Her: Omg lol

Me: Great response. Your quite the conversationalist huh?

^ I only added the to not seem like a **** via words.

Her: Sorry I'm not good at this texting stuff

Me: Me neither. Let's just meet up... what are you doing this Saturday?

Her: No reply since

Maybe not the smoothest text game, but 1. it was an experiment (really not fit enough for me to take her seriously, though cute face and ect) and 2. If a chick is already attracted to you, something so simple should work, right?...

Well.. no. Because you need to have a solid text game to get them to trust you, build rapport, make sure your not creepy ect ect.... Obviously this direct approach didn't work, but she was younger 19 or 20 or something... maybe that approach would work better with an older woman ready for a MAN but these GIRLS need a bunch of smooth fluff to actually want to meet up.

Or I guess you could blame it on the ****ty text game. Who knows?

 

[pyros]

I dont remember where I read that nowadays if you want to bang women you have to become their 'clown' or their 'entertainer'. You play your show, do your tricks, she gets excited...and you may end up banging her. Then repeat the cycle.

If you however, dont feel like being funy, dont want to 'entertain' her and get her attention, then she thinks you're boring and dull and she doesnt even pay attention to her. They do not care if you are a good guy, if you are smart, or if you can sculpt awesome ice figures, they just care about themselves and about how much fun they can extract from you.

Besides, their attention span, even if you do everything 'right' is short.

Sad.

 

[raider87]

The more I read on here, the more I just want to be direct with women. As soon as I see some interest, I'm asking them straight out.

 

[AttackFormation]

I dont remember where I read that nowadays if you want to bang women you have to become their 'clown' or their 'entertainer'. You play your show, do your tricks, she gets excited...and you may end up banging her. Then repeat the cycle.

If you however, dont feel like being funy, dont want to 'entertain' her and get her attention, then she thinks you're boring and dull and she doesnt even pay attention to her. They do not care if you are a good guy, if you are smart, or if you can sculpt awesome ice figures, they just care about themselves and about how much fun they can extract from you.

Besides, their attention span, even if you do everything 'right' is short.

Sad.

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