It's easy when I actually get matches

[RichardTheFrog]

It takes me like 300 swipes to even get 1 match on Tinder. But when I do, it's no problem. Usually, they're ugly even when I do get matches. But this girl isn't ugly. Now if I could do this every day, wouldn't life be great. Problem is, I can't.

Problem is, I forgot I had set my Tinder to New York. I live in Florida.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/3m0t456xc208uk1/Screenshot_2018-02-25-00-39-39.png?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8ffx2ye7s7mo7pl/Screenshot_2018-02-25-00-56-28.png?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/kzjv6opggxby70b/Screenshot_2018-02-25-00-56-34.png?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/23khxqslx5fx5et/Screenshot_2018-02-25-00-56-39.png?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/54mqnlv0gu07ph6/Screenshot_2018-02-25-00-56-51.png?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/pj6r8dwvn9sr8ys/XCamera-20180225_113920.jpg?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/lxtv68gvs2o8ho7/XCamera-20180225_114009.jpg?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/mmbkkbkdlcc83c6/XCamera-20180225_114034.jpg?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/611qcrbmug4n661/XCamera-20180225_114056.jpg?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/e3i6oju3t1dv7nw/XCamera-20180225_120047.jpg?dl=0

 

[RichardTheFrog]

I can't believe no one responded to this. It's actually sex for free.

Maybe it's asking too much to view all those links. I wish the site would let me upload the photos, but it says they're too large.

 

[sosousage]

I can't believe no one responded to this. It's actually sex for free.

Maybe it's asking too much to view all those links. I wish the site would let me upload the photos, but it says they're too large.

She probably flirts with other 10 guys at the moment

 

[RichardTheFrog]

She probably flirts with other 10 guys at the moment

There's no way of knowing that.

But she said she would fly from NYC to Orlando to have sex with me for a whole weekend.

Unfortunately, I'm getting plastic surgery on Wednesday with a 6 week recovery.

 

[Urbanyst]

Unfortunately, I'm getting plastic surgery on Wednesday with a 6 week recovery.

LOOKS, MONEY, STATUS.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

LOOKS, MONEY, STATUS.

I never said a word to this girl about money. I have no "status" to her other than a guy she expressed interest in fvcking. I assume she found me at least somewhat attractive since she matched me on Tinder.

The plastic surgery is a penile girth enhancement.

 

[sosousage]

There's no way of knowing that.

But she said she would fly from NYC to Orlando to have sex with me for a whole weekend.

Unfortunately, I'm getting plastic surgery on Wednesday with a 6 week recovery.

Why? You will regret it. Women love to flirr so she just wanted to sext, not to fuvk u

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Why? You will regret it. Women love to flirr so she just wanted to sext, not to fuvk u

I've had hookups on Tinder before. They're infrequent, but they happen.

 

[Urbanyst]

I never said a word to this girl about money. I have no "status" to her other than a guy she expressed interest in fvcking. I assume she found me at least somewhat attractive since she matched me on Tinder.

The plastic surgery is a penile girth enhancement.

Women know what they want.

If a woman is into you, it means you passed her looks, MONEY and/or status test on some level. If you don't, she would ignore your existence or make you an orbiter.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Women know what they want.

If a woman is into you, it means you passed her looks, MONEY and/or status test on some level. If you don't, she would ignore your existence or make you an orbiter.

So I'm assuming she found me attractive enough.

And probably liked that I was straight to the point with the sex talk.

And I told her all about my implant and how the ladies call me "The Italian Stallion." I'm gonna start saying that often now. It's a good transition to sex talk. You know if someone asks me what's my ethnicity, it's a good transition. I have lots of confidence in my sexual abilities.