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Don Juan
Man havent post here in a while, been so busy. any of u dj miss me? ....yes? well thats great. Ive been so busy this past few weeks that i havent got tha time to get on this site, or do tha dj contest (my bad fellas.) But lately i just wanted to do an experiment to see if i can go 3 weeks without touchin the T.V or tha comp so i could focus more on my life, yes reality. But now that the three week deal is over and i havent touchd the t.v or the comp not once, im so proud of myself. Some of you are wonderin what ive been doin the past three weeks. well guess.....
.. ahh ill just tell ya eventho its pretty obvious... me+3 weeks no t.v&comp= sociel improvin, more friends, better golfer and an improved dj. (although my typin still havent improve but...ahh ill work on it next week.) Durin that 3 weeks nothing to do but to get out of the house i had alot of time to test that new palm readin thing out cus i never got the chance to do it at school cus all the haters would probaly interupt me and mess up my game. Anyhow been to alot of football games, baseball games, partys, and church. yes church its good for ya! HEll if 1 of these day i happend to get inside a car accident or somthing and didnt make it i sure wouldnt wanna spent that enternity in satains lair getin my head bit off by tha basterd. But i meet this interestin girl name ashley at the football game and tested my palm readin skill on her(although its my first time but ive heard its been done before so i got a good mental picture) but heres how it went.
me; hey, you dont mind if i sit down with ya do ya?
Ash: nah your kinda cute so i dont mind(whata slut lol jkn)
me: kinda cute? girl im way 2 hot! even for myself but how r u enjoyin urself so far?....it gotta be pretty bad i mean you ant got no freinds sittin next to you. whats wrong? nobody loves ya?
Ash: yea *frown*.........wait you cant just sit down here and do that
me: do what? are you nervous around hot guys or somthing?
Ash: *laughin....then laugh some more* no i was gonna say that you cant just sit down talkin to me like this. i dont even know your name!
me: hmmm.... i dont know if i can trust you with my name, i was warned bout girls at tha football games, some of them might even be real profesional stalkers!
ash: *smilin&laughin* your funny, but your so full of yourself. ...my name is ashley *offer my a handshake*
me: *shake her hand and squez it real hard* my names Pimp*release alittle grip then sqeez it hard agan then let go after a sec or 2*
ash:OoOW!...you hurt my hand*hit me in tha arm* (yea kino baby! lol)
Im just gonna make this short. five minutes later i gave her my name, found out that she goes to my school but shes a senior and im a freshman. Then i got thirsty and ask her if she would go with me so i could go buy me a drink also i wanted to be protected becuase there so many horny girls nowadays that always wanna piece of me and someof them are bold enough and might rape me!. meet my ex at the consestion stand ashley got jealous so we went for a walk 4 bout 2 mins and i wanted to sit down lol(im not out of shape just didnt feel like walkin) While we just sit and talk .heres how it hapend.
ash: you know i never meet any1 like you.
me: yea i know im just 1 of a kind but i also know that ur just sayin that cus ur fallin helplessly inlove with me.
ash; oh yea im so fallin in love with u*laughin*
I didnt say nothing just reach for her hand and slide my finger down her hand on the line
me:"wow this is interestin"
ash:"what is it"
me:"well i can tell alot if interestin things bout you by readin you palm"
ash:"yea right your just bluffin."
me:"Wow you future is pretty cool but i dont know if i should tell you cus i dont think ur mature enough to handle it."
ash:"yea come on im mature enough"
me: well i can tell your a very sexsual person and that your gonna force me to have sex with you none stop for 2 straight months right after we hook up.....GOOD LORD! you must be really agreesive cus i would never have sex that much.
got her # after that 2 days later i calld her and went to the movies with her 2 watch king kong lol . She came back 2 my place which was walkin distance and we(ah well you know the rest). The thing is that Chicks our age(highschool chicks) are sluts!
lol jkn but its there uncontrolable harmones that drives them nuts and are willin to satisfied them by havin sex with any1 that they just meet in couple of days. Alot of you fellas are makin things way to difficult. Use this to your adventage now that you know that girls are wantin more sex then you.
.. ahh ill just tell ya eventho its pretty obvious... me+3 weeks no t.v&comp= sociel improvin, more friends, better golfer and an improved dj. (although my typin still havent improve but...ahh ill work on it next week.) Durin that 3 weeks nothing to do but to get out of the house i had alot of time to test that new palm readin thing out cus i never got the chance to do it at school cus all the haters would probaly interupt me and mess up my game. Anyhow been to alot of football games, baseball games, partys, and church. yes church its good for ya! HEll if 1 of these day i happend to get inside a car accident or somthing and didnt make it i sure wouldnt wanna spent that enternity in satains lair getin my head bit off by tha basterd. But i meet this interestin girl name ashley at the football game and tested my palm readin skill on her(although its my first time but ive heard its been done before so i got a good mental picture) but heres how it went.
me; hey, you dont mind if i sit down with ya do ya?
Ash: nah your kinda cute so i dont mind(whata slut lol jkn)
me: kinda cute? girl im way 2 hot! even for myself but how r u enjoyin urself so far?....it gotta be pretty bad i mean you ant got no freinds sittin next to you. whats wrong? nobody loves ya?
Ash: yea *frown*.........wait you cant just sit down here and do that
me: do what? are you nervous around hot guys or somthing?
Ash: *laughin....then laugh some more* no i was gonna say that you cant just sit down talkin to me like this. i dont even know your name!
me: hmmm.... i dont know if i can trust you with my name, i was warned bout girls at tha football games, some of them might even be real profesional stalkers!
ash: *smilin&laughin* your funny, but your so full of yourself. ...my name is ashley *offer my a handshake*
me: *shake her hand and squez it real hard* my names Pimp*release alittle grip then sqeez it hard agan then let go after a sec or 2*
ash:OoOW!...you hurt my hand*hit me in tha arm* (yea kino baby! lol)
Im just gonna make this short. five minutes later i gave her my name, found out that she goes to my school but shes a senior and im a freshman. Then i got thirsty and ask her if she would go with me so i could go buy me a drink also i wanted to be protected becuase there so many horny girls nowadays that always wanna piece of me and someof them are bold enough and might rape me!. meet my ex at the consestion stand ashley got jealous so we went for a walk 4 bout 2 mins and i wanted to sit down lol(im not out of shape just didnt feel like walkin) While we just sit and talk .heres how it hapend.
ash: you know i never meet any1 like you.
me: yea i know im just 1 of a kind but i also know that ur just sayin that cus ur fallin helplessly inlove with me.
ash; oh yea im so fallin in love with u*laughin*
I didnt say nothing just reach for her hand and slide my finger down her hand on the line
me:"wow this is interestin"
ash:"what is it"
me:"well i can tell alot if interestin things bout you by readin you palm"
ash:"yea right your just bluffin."
me:"Wow you future is pretty cool but i dont know if i should tell you cus i dont think ur mature enough to handle it."
ash:"yea come on im mature enough"
me: well i can tell your a very sexsual person and that your gonna force me to have sex with you none stop for 2 straight months right after we hook up.....GOOD LORD! you must be really agreesive cus i would never have sex that much.
got her # after that 2 days later i calld her and went to the movies with her 2 watch king kong lol . She came back 2 my place which was walkin distance and we(ah well you know the rest). The thing is that Chicks our age(highschool chicks) are sluts!
lol jkn but its there uncontrolable harmones that drives them nuts and are willin to satisfied them by havin sex with any1 that they just meet in couple of days. Alot of you fellas are makin things way to difficult. Use this to your adventage now that you know that girls are wantin more sex then you.