"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you're standing over a bleeding guy with a bullet in his chest and you're holding a knife to try and cut it out, it doesn't matter if your intentions are good or if you're a great father or if your emotions rule your actions and opinions.

The guy is bleeding and he needs someone to stop the bleeding. You can't do it because you don't know how. All you've done is spend effort and energy focusing on the fact that people don't want you because all you have is your emotions and opinions.


When are we gonna make a change, folks? When we realize that we've wasted our lives as we sit in a retirement home watching attractive couples walk by and hop into their sports car? When we break our back and are unable to do anything anymore? That last one still isn't an excuse.

The woman trapped in an iron lung for her ENTIRE FVCKING LIFE from the age of THREE YEARS OLD wrote a book and sold at LEAST 100,000 copies. You want to be an author? Where's your fVcking excuse? Lay it on me.

Yeah. So let's see, I've assessed the average human's laziness... oh, right. You're not worth jack sh!t if you can't commit to labor and can't commit to GAINING labor. Life is hard work.

If you were a senior of 2013 and you are graduating this Sunday, you need to know this. In fact, if you're a human at ALL and are trying to improve, but it seems "too hard", you NEED to know this.

Life isn't easy. It's hard. "Follow your dreams", but do it with power.

Don't just prance out into a fvcking field of flowers like a little mamsy-pamsy momma's boy thinking the world will hand you lemonade if you trade them some daisies. It's not like that. People will REJECT you. You have to stand in the fvcking rain and make the sale. You have to stay up all night so you have time to go to that audition. You have to get your ass up out of bed when you have a migraine and a stomach ache, and GO to the fvcking gym so you can get stronger.

It's ALL ON YOU. If you wanna make it anywhere in this life, you can't sit around and expect it to happen. You have to MAKE it happen.

One of my favorite quotes is "If you do TODAY what you did YESTERDAY, you're gonna GET today what you GOT yesterday."
Well, I honestly have no idea who said that, but I know it was some rich guy. That's the point. He was rich. He had the money, and he had success... but money doesn't define you. Nope. What you DO defines you.

See, that's where people always get caught up. They wanna say that their intentions and their emotions and desires define them, but that's bullsh!t. If your intentions defined you, then everybody in the world would have golden castles and 500 inch televisions. Unfortunately, we don't have enough resources to fVcking satisfy all of the WONDERFUL AMAZING PEOPLE of the world. Nope. We have enough to give to the people who are wonderful to the level that they SHOW they are wonderful.


Think about THIS in the shower:

If you were REALLY such a nice person, hard worker, or such a "nice guy" and amazing lover or whatever, you'd have the niceness to show people that so THEY can experience it as well, and so you can get the job you want.

Namaste, fvckers.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Sneevox said:
If you're standing over a bleeding guy with a bullet in his chest and you're holding a knife to try and cut it out, it doesn't matter if your intentions are good or if you're a great father or if your emotions rule your actions and opinions.

The guy is bleeding and he needs someone to stop the bleeding. You can't do it because you don't know how. All you've done is spend effort and energy focusing on the fact that people don't want you because all you have is your emotions and opinions.


When are we gonna make a change, folks? When we realize that we've wasted our lives as we sit in a retirement home watching attractive couples walk by and hop into their sports car? When we break our back and are unable to do anything anymore? That last one still isn't an excuse.

The woman trapped in an iron lung for her ENTIRE FVCKING LIFE from the age of THREE YEARS OLD wrote a book and sold at LEAST 100,000 copies. You want to be an author? Where's your fVcking excuse? Lay it on me.

Yeah. So let's see, I've assessed the average human's laziness... oh, right. You're not worth jack sh!t if you can't commit to labor and can't commit to GAINING labor. Life is hard work.

If you were a senior of 2013 and you are graduating this Sunday, you need to know this. In fact, if you're a human at ALL and are trying to improve, but it seems "too hard", you NEED to know this.

Life isn't easy. It's hard. "Follow your dreams", but do it with power.

Don't just prance out into a fvcking field of flowers like a little mamsy-pamsy momma's boy thinking the world will hand you lemonade if you trade them some daisies. It's not like that. People will REJECT you. You have to stand in the fvcking rain and make the sale. You have to stay up all night so you have time to go to that audition. You have to get your ass up out of bed when you have a migraine and a stomach ache, and GO to the fvcking gym so you can get stronger.

It's ALL ON YOU. If you wanna make it anywhere in this life, you can't sit around and expect it to happen. You have to MAKE it happen.

One of my favorite quotes is "If you do TODAY what you did YESTERDAY, you're gonna GET today what you GOT yesterday."
Well, I honestly have no idea who said that, but I know it was some rich guy. That's the point. He was rich. He had the money, and he had success... but money doesn't define you. Nope. What you DO defines you.

See, that's where people always get caught up. They wanna say that their intentions and their emotions and desires define them, but that's bullsh!t. If your intentions defined you, then everybody in the world would have golden castles and 500 inch televisions. Unfortunately, we don't have enough resources to fVcking satisfy all of the WONDERFUL AMAZING PEOPLE of the world. Nope. We have enough to give to the people who are wonderful to the level that they SHOW they are wonderful.


Think about THIS in the shower:

If you were REALLY such a nice person, hard worker, or such a "nice guy" and amazing lover or whatever, you'd have the niceness to show people that so THEY can experience it as well, and so you can get the job you want.

Namaste, fvckers.
Word man. Life aint easy. I see it. It takes a lot.
 

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noobolgy said:
Word man. Life aint easy. I see it. It takes a lot.
Hahaha. It's a hard truth to swallow... but if you have fun with it, the hard sh!t becomes easy!

Such a crazy concept.
 

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Let's level the score and stop fighting each other. No eating box before she sucks your **** well. No more extra attention. If we all treated women like a ROI instead of being bent over and ****ed in the ass... its time for the entitlement to end and our invesrment to pay off. Our late ancestors are turning in their graves as we speak.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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