"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's all about the machismo...

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Scott Hall

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Hey yo, so you want to know the secret of getting women, chico? Well I'll tell you. As someone who has been with the babes for years and years...here is what you need to know brothers...

1. Have lots of gold - Hey yo, it's all about the dinero and who talks the turkey.

2. Don't take crap - Me and my boy Big Kev? We take crap from NOBODY.

3. Charisma - Hey yo, you got to ooze machismo, man.

Hope this proves useful, you know? Survey says...it's all about the gold...and the women chico.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how likely is it that this really IS Scott Hall? I mean the real scott hall IS on drugs and could be ****ed up enough to actually join sosuave lol
 
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