"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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g g g unit

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My groin area and balls are really itchy atm any one know any creams etc that are good for it cos i cant be arsed going to the dr for something thats not serious.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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donjuanjovi

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How itchy, and where specifically?
Do you shave your pubic hair?
 

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God I could have used some suggestions a couple weeks ago when I shaved down there bare for the first time. Holy Jesus.

Speaking of which, why don't they make deodorant for the groin?
 

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Deoderant is for anything...


Mainly used for the pits though.

My nuts get pretty rank smelling too...I'm going to make a thread about that...lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Freddy1

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g g g unit said:
My groin area and balls are really itchy atm any one know any creams etc that are good for it cos i cant be arsed going to the dr for something thats not serious.
It either could be two things:
1) fungus infection... like jock itch
2) crabs

If the it doesnt go away with jock itch medication then its probably crabs (go see your doctor then)
 

g g g unit

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its not cos of shaving because i only trim downstairs but it deffo sounds like that jock itch stuff whatever it is what creams etc are there for that???
 

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try rubbing some bengay or iceyhot on it. They work wonders, takes the itch away right away due to the high volume of Methyl Salicylate
 

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eminence said:
try rubbing some bengay or iceyhot on it. They work wonders, takes the itch away right away due to the high volume of Methyl Salicylate
LMAO!
That's just mean.
 

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Men, Sosuave is soooo amazing. We have our own doctors in the forum....
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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its sort of curing itself now but the skin is going dry n flakey so i just do my best to keep it moisterised lol
 
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