"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Italian translation needed....

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Anyways i saw this girl on a crowded train in italy w/ her bf or some guy. As anyone who's been to italy knows how rude and crowded those trains can be. I was trying to get off but the jackass wouldn't move so i just pushed my way through (i was pretty big from working out all summer) and inadvertently i got pretty close to his girl. She was hot, so i looked her right in the eye and gave her a ****y smile. Then she said something that sounded like "Cavalieri?". Now translated that means knight... Maybe i'm missing some Italian context here?

Just wanted to know what that means for future purposes. Was she hitting on me or calling me an ass?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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im sure you are missing alot of other words because people just don't walk up to strangers and accuse them of being knights these days.
 

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Maybe she said caribinieri which means she wanted to call the cops!
 

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speakeasy said:
Maybe she said caribinieri which means she wanted to call the cops!
Well, she didn't seem scared at all... and she didn't yell it. So i doubt it. She seemed to be giving me the eyes as i was approaching in her direction. I figured she just called me like a scoundrel or something. It seems that italian guys are known for harassing their girls.
 
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