It may be funny but a HOW TO (unclasp a bra)

[christz]

you'd be surprised how many dudes out there DON'T know how to properly take off a bra. And its a HUGE mood killer if not a total ****block on yourself if you can't take off a girls bra, try to pull the bra off over her head.. or pull it down..

let me tell you lil buddy, it ain't coming off unless you unclasp the bytch. its probably funny to some but to the other men who need the girl to take it off for them here's a how to.

Use your middle finger.. of the hand that is faceing your girl. so the hand must be palm side down. slide it under the clasp part of the bra.. lift it up till you have a little tension.. then with your thumb and ring finger snap your fingers.. if she has a single clasp bra it will pop right off.. if she has a double clasp.. sometimes it takes two or more tries..

i would suggest practiceing on something lol because nothings hotter than a guy that can get it off in a single motion.

 

[Docs]

Nothing stops you from 'examining' the bra with your hands, (or eyes). When I'm going for the bra, I use my fingers to figure out how it unlocks.

I seem to always hit the four looped clasp. Hold onto the thumb side of the strap as you unlock the clasp =)

 

[RogueWarrior]

So what the hell's wrong with two hands?

 

[christz]

So what the hell's wrong with two hands?

Nothing, but if i'm makeing out with a chick the last thing i want to do is fiddle with her bra, with two hands trying to squeeze it together to unclasp it.. why not just smoothly lift one hand up pull it away and snap my fingers and get right back to buisness.

 

[Jon55]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fki1rzXukYs

 

[wheelin&dealin]

When you're making out, tell her that you've never gotten this far before and you don't know how to take a bra off.

 

[squirrels]

Bah, it's like a chinese finger trap. Push together, pull apart. Slide the shoulder straps down first to put a little more slack in it. Gentle kisses around the shoulder and neck while you're doing this make it a smooth transition.

Or you can just pull it up and over top the boobies from the bottom. Most bras will do that without being unclasped. Then when you're licking her nips, she's loving it too much to notice you fumbling with the straps.

 

[Night Owl]

I taught myself to get them off in one go with one hand years ago, and it never fails to impress any women. Practice makes perfect - the faster the better.

In fact, and it's not recommend, I have popped a few bras while in busy crowds while standing behind women if I see their bra straps showing though their tight clothes. You have to be as quick as flash, and don't get caught. And if they say, "did you undo my bra" just reply "hang on there, I am typical man, I couldn't get one of those darn things open, even if I had four hands and all the time in world...and smile sweetly... Most guys suck at undoing bras and women know that.

The real challenge is the front fastener !!

 

[Luveno]

The real challenge is the front fastener !!

Here's how you do it:

Turn her around, bite at her neck while fondling her breasts, and in the heat of the moment unclasp it with both hands, just as you would a backfastener bra. Simple as pie!

 

[bigjohnson]

I never could figure out how they get the darn things ON, but off is pretty easy except the dreaded "post and slide front opener" which requires a PHd, a gallon of WD-40 and a vise.

 

[Night Owl]

I never could figure out how they get the darn things ON, but off is pretty easy except the dreaded "post and slide front opener" which requires a PHd, a gallon of WD-40 and a vise.

Hehehe - ditch the WD-40 and go for some kinky sex lub, far more fun...

 

[Luscious]

To change the gears a bit...

The first time you're with a girl, sometimes you don't want to be amazing at undoing bras, for the obvious reason: she's going to think you get around and then she's no longer open for business. You'll end up making out all night and nothing more.

It only takes a few seconds, but try to ascertain how "skilled" she seems to be at sex before you go all TurboBra 2k7 on here. If she knows her way around the bed, then snap that sucker undone in 0.2s. But if you're dealing with a possible first-,second-,or third-timer, you best watch yourself.

 

[christz]

i see what your saying but nothing would a turn a girl on or surprise them then one flick of your fingers and her bra is undone..

i mean think about it lol

 

[bigjohnson]

The first time you're with a girl, sometimes you don't want to be amazing at undoing bras, for the obvious reason: she's going to think you get around ....

I sometimes just make it seem like it was luck; "Wow, haha, that just popped open!"