it happens to everyone : got dumped today

[ima str8 up pimp]

yeah even me, who has hooked up with 38 women and will probably be 39 tonight and one repeat by this weekend so it doesn't up the number.

I wasn't even notified, my girl left me for some pretty lookin blackboy or some **** perfect 6 pack when I none at this point in my life being out of sports for a long minute now. The ho didn't even tell me.

So this is the email I sent her... believe if you're a man about it the ho wont be hesitant to show jealously because... I dont give a ****, doesn't rattle eventually

A. the ho will return
B. I'll have the power over her even if nothing happens again.
Have fun with you're new fling. For sure you know, I wouldn't be the jealous type anyway, BUT guarantee I could have a hotter body in less than a month from today if I tried. You go do what you will do and go with the wind and all that ****, NOT for you but for me thank you for the inspiration I think I will go ahead and get into shape I feel best that way. I'll miss you for what it's worth but won't look back AND what sucks is it was a week from having that ****in' liscense back AND we had waited this long.. Go and be Hayley Baby and no relation to Weezy Baby . Last again thanks for the inspiration IF there's anything I'm good at it's physical take a look at the awards I cut 26 pounds to get to 130 for ranked 6th in state, if you don't believe I'll have a better sixer by a month, absolutely NO fat, think again. Thanks babe.

Jorge "badboy pimpin'"

 

[nmartinez12443]

Somebody call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE.

 

[I'm Charming]

Have fun with you're new fling. For sure you know, I wouldn't be the jealous type anyway, BUT guarantee I could have a hotter body in less than a month from today if I tried. You go do what you will do and go with the wind and all that ****, NOT for you but for me thank you for the inspiration I think I will go ahead and get into shape I feel best that way. I'll miss you for what it's worth but won't look back AND what sucks is it was a week from having that ****in' liscense back AND we had waited this long.. Go and be Hayley Baby and no relation to Weezy Baby . Last again thanks for the inspiration IF there's anything I'm good at it's physical take a look at the awards I cut 26 pounds to get to 130 for ranked 6th in state, if you don't believe I'll have a better sixer by a month, absolutely NO fat, think again. Thanks babe.

QUALIFYING. QUALIFYING. QUALIFYING.

Yeah, I'm sure I could be a supermodel in a week too. Success is that easy innit.

 

[ima str8 up pimp]

what matters is that I dont give a ****. And... having placed in state for wrestling #4... believe it can be done,

last thing said to her

"okay well I feel like finding someone to cuddle with I feel intrigued."

dont forget boys I'm invincible.

 

[02hero]

You really sent her that OP? I for one am very disappointed with you, you told us all that you knew what you were doing when it came down to handling the b1tches....

 

[Solomon]

This is reeks of afcness to the 10th power

Pimp is this the married chick you talking about? or some other jumpoff?

Man if a chick ain't wit it keep it moving, a real pimp don't even sweat it, if a chick cancels me today, I would not care if she called or not I keeps it moving and when I see'em in public smile and not say shht