"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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it doesn't get any lower than this

backbreaker

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so i'm sitting here watching the Arkansas / Tennessee basketball game on my laptop and WHAM! i'm just hit with this shot

http://i781.photobucket.com/albums/yy99/ghostzapper/fatafcs.jpg


1. she's the size of a defensive tackle

2. to add insult to injury, he proposed on the freaking jumbo-tron.



wow. you are supposed to proposa to hot b@tches on the jumbo tron, not whales.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jitterbug

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Well she's jumbo-sized...

Man the harpoon!!!
 

romangod

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Maybe she has a nice personality. As long as he's happy, I guess.

Cheers!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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MindOverMatter

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haha that youtube vid of the guy proposing at the rockets game is priceless, you can hear "love stinks" playing in the background as he's being escorted out by the mascot. at least someone gave him a beer.

and that 354 lbs defensive tackle looks smaller then the girl from that Arkansas game.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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