"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It ain't too bad being an AFC

sherineo

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It ain't too bad being an AFC...

I mean it only depends on how badly you take it...
In my AFC days my ego was so huge, I used to get so defensive , I was so afraid of rejection, I was such a pessimistic that being an AFC was like end of the world for me when I found this fact out....

But now I just laugh at all those instances ...which i used to take tooo seriously...

I mean if you make a movie about me it'll make a pretty neat comedy flick like american pie or something....

May be I'm watching too many comedy movies ...but it's gud way to look at world....

I mean watch "40 year old virgin" it's all too funny ....:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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j0n024

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40 yr old virgin wasnt that good....I mean it was all just profane potty jokes, I mean I could barely follow it and the only good thing about the movie was the daughter...I mean I would tap that in a hearbeat lol. But it does seem to me that you are on the right path and that you shouldn't care what other people think of you as long as you think of yourself highly...because at the end of the day what do we have but our own thoughts and ideals.
 
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