"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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IT’S one of the most disgraceful things you are ever likely to see on a tennis court

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dasein

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Horrible sportsmanship and he should be DQed.

However, I'll be the first bad guy here and say that looked a lot like some serious "roughing the kicker" play-acting by the lineswoman. I watched it over and over and never saw it hit her other than off the tarp, which would not have knocked her down into an immobile fetal position. Wee bit o grandstanding there IMO.
 

jimmy18

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The throw missed her by 3 meters, but the ricochet that hit her at 1mph left "the official lying on the the ground in pain for several minutes".

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Who Dares Win

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Pay attention if you kill a moquito, the soundwave coming from your hands clapping could stun some helpless woman up to 10 metres around.
 

zekko

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jimmy18 said:
The throw missed her by 3 meters, but the ricochet that hit her at 1mph left "the official lying on the the ground in pain for several minutes".
Yeah, the guy threw the tennis racquet into the wall, and it bounced off and hit her in the back. This, for some reason, incapacitated her so badly that she sat on the ground for several minutes. Lol, what a drama queen. Bad sportsmanship and reckless, yes, but he clearly didn't intend to hit her.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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