"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Islamic banking!

backseatjuan

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Dude. Get this, they give you credit without interest what so ever. This is practiced throughout Europe (not even mentioning middle east), especially in Britain. Banks like Citibank and Barclays even have special customer windows for "islamic banking". In analogy it is like kosher in food. Check this wikipedia article out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_banking_and_finance


Fvck yeah I want a mortgage without usury!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They call 'interest' something else and do the same things banks in the non-Muslim world do.

Not that you would know that. You're too busy reading comic books about religion.
 

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Well in Iran... they have no such thing as credit..... its cash value only, no mortgage

They do offer interest rate however on investment.

Islamic banking is the same has Christian banking of old.
 

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The idea comes from the Koran. Mohammed directed his followers to not charge each other interest.

What they do is just load up the loans with fees, which are not technically interest.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Islamic banking means they're buying a house, which you can immediately use, and then later they sell you that house at a price which is higher than usual. So it's the exact same thing, just different name.

The nice twist about the whole thing is that it can (supposedly) only be done with existing goods, and not certificates and stuff without value to back it up.

But hey, look at the arab countries, money will always find a way.
 
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