"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You make yourself look foolish with these knee-jerk reactions to perceived racism and by your inability to coherently defend your position.
Yes, racism is a Liberals last ace in the hole card when they realize they’ve lost an argument.
If you mention the words black, white, brown, or whatever, they pounce on it like a monkey going after a banana …
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It wont be an occupying war like in Iraq
Definately not. Most likely .... DEFINATE strike against U.S. real or false flag, it's just the nature of the region, animals over there. By Iran or by somebody else. Excuse to rocket strike.

Ok now. Iran strikes back, most likely, unless they scared.

Now this back strike will sink ships, they can do it.
 

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Yeah. Lies, damned lies, statistics...and polls. SMH. You genuinely don't understand the purpose of published polls, yet, do you?
Let’s just forget your incoherent word salad (I’m doing you a favor here). Did you have an actual rebuttal for my citation of the 2016 polling aggregate’s prediction of the election?
 

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Ok now. Iran strikes back, most likely, unless they scared.

Now this back strike will sink ships, they can do it.
Lets hope they don’t make a fatal decision.
The US is not scared of them, but history tells us they Do back off when they get scared…
Regardless of their rhetoric, they Do recognize real power.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well what do you want? If they strike back against U.S agression, they have the right to do it. Lul. Pardon, but any way you spin it, U.S. is the bad guy. Killed a dude that fought terrorists ISIS, and threatening to strike a sovergn nation. That's beyond gay.
 

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That's like, who do you support and is ISIS your creation, that type of stuff.

Anyway, it makes no difference. If sht goes down it's not the end of the world, just someone is going to die, someone is going to profit. Who gives a fck anymore. I personally hope turkey will get fcked. When they got fcked in 2014 our local economy blossomed.
 

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You're doing ME a favor! That's priceless! Anything you can't comprehend is word salad! "Yeah, but what did you think of my citation of an inaccurate 4 year old poll aggregate, as a predictor of next year's election?" If I haven't already made it amply clear, I think you're an idiot.
Cool personal attack. I don’t have to do the same. We can argue the merits like men.

I'll tell ya what, son, if you want to pretend you're holding up your end of the conversation, start by going back to my previous points, and telling me why you're defending a uniformed enemy combatant, killed by the US forces whose blood stained his cold dead hands, in a war zone specifically authorized by CONGRESS! Do that, or stop doing me "favors," commie.
Interesting... Mind telling me who I’m defending or did you make that part up too?

Ironically, you’re the one defending a draft dodging President.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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he cant bluff. if you say you will do something, and you wont do it, then they will keep attacking you because you wont attack them
 

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You're position is that this particular dead soldier is somehow more special than every other dead soldier, and evidence of a presidency-ending crime, even. No? You have said as much. Tell me I'm lying. Now, tell everyone why you think this soldier is untouchable, and why you think OUR President should be punished for his death. Come on, you intellectually dishonest Fu ck, defend your position!
This is sad. Care to cite anything I’ve posted pertaining to this? Textbook straw man. Making up literal bullshvt and assigning it as my position.

And, the only draft-dodging President I'm aware of is your girl Hillary's hubby, and I've never defended him. What does he have to do with this discussion? Try answering a fuc king question, dumba55. Pick one.
President Trump is the draft dodger referred to in my post. Go ahead and defend that weasel.
 

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At this point I cant tell if you're being intellectually dishonest or if you really perceive everything as a racially attack...
He really does perceive those things. He really believes it. I’ve known it from his past two threads. He’s scary crazy but fortunately benign due to lack of personal courage.

Obviously he’s barking up the wrong tree. He will never be even remotely functional in life. You guys are talking to a programmed automaton. A robot. With the power of an armed mob behind him, a murderer.
 

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He really does perceive those things. He really believes it. I’ve known it from his past two threads. He’s scary crazy but fortunately benign due to lack of personal courage.

Obviously he’s barking up the wrong tree. He will never be even remotely functional in life. You guys are talking to a programmed automaton. A robot. With the power of an armed mob behind him, a murderer.
Personal attacks are expected out of you but this is a new low.
 

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Alright. do you ever wonder why monkey and banana would come to mind instead of.. rat and cheese or some other animal?
You want to call all the shots, give me an animal and some type of food and I’ll take that imaginary phobia off your brain from there…
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Personal attacks are expected out of you but this is a new low.
It wasn’t an attack. It was a real truth. You think I’ve never been here before? Who do you think you’re kidding?
 

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Just gave two. Coincidence you defaulted to Monkey?
Ok then, Liberals are like a rat going after a piece rancid cheese hoping there’s some sweet racism inside…
Your turn now to expel another ridiculous comment…
 

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I know, lol. I was waiting for EBR to explain it. I was curious why he zeroed in on monkeys. The evidence is there, he obviously has some kind of animal:race list in his head. Give these racist lefties enough rope and they'll hang themselves with it. Oops!!! I suppose I will be attacked for that common metaphor, too.
Yes, use the word monkey and you’re an anti black racist…
This is the type of ridiculous logic comic books are made of, but I haven’t yet figured out where a platypus comes into play here……
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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