Cerwin Vega
Master Don Juan
Of course, I have a big exam tomorrow and gonna hit the gym afterwards. Not bragging but she really digs my body, lol
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Is this typical female behaviour? Am I doing something wrong?
- Thread starter Cerwin Vega
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
stevo
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You reek of desperation.
You fcuked a guarantee lay when she's bleeding? why the fcuk would she want to see you again?
Nofap is not synonymous with Nostandard.
Nofap is no excuse for Nooptions
Do not contact the beech. Do not respond to her last email.
When she's ready, she will reach out to you again.
If you want to do whatever you want, then stop posting about it.
If you do not cut all the way back and get your mind and frame in order,
You're going to drive this girl away with your desperation, I bet a dollar on it.
You fcuked a guarantee lay when she's bleeding? why the fcuk would she want to see you again?
Nofap is not synonymous with Nostandard.
Nofap is no excuse for Nooptions
Do not contact the beech. Do not respond to her last email.
When she's ready, she will reach out to you again.
If you want to do whatever you want, then stop posting about it.
If you do not cut all the way back and get your mind and frame in order,
You're going to drive this girl away with your desperation, I bet a dollar on it.
Cerwin Vega
Master Don Juan
Yo stevo, what's the problem with period sex? Can't take some blood? I've had sex with all my girlfriends all the time, even when they were bleeding, just put a red blanket and stop being a little *****.
Maybe I am being desperate because I have no other options. I know that I'm balancing things pretty well, being in one of the toughest universities at the hardest years, still being able to go out and **** some strange without speaking the language? **** yeah. Stop being so salty bro.
Maybe I am being desperate because I have no other options. I know that I'm balancing things pretty well, being in one of the toughest universities at the hardest years, still being able to go out and **** some strange without speaking the language? **** yeah. Stop being so salty bro.
Cerwin Vega
Master Don Juan
Lads,
I haven't talked to this girl ever since and she hasn't messaged me back. It's been a week since we talked.
Today, I dressed up really nice, my Dolce Gabanna shirt and expensive jeans and jewelry.
Went out to the club. It was crowded as ****.
Tried opening up maybe 30 sets. All rejected me.
Then.....I see her. What, the, ****. She looks at me with a very uncomfortable "what are you doing here??" look.
I was behind her so I pulled her hair lightly. She said hi and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I said wtf is this? She said something in her language which I did not understand. I started feeling sick to my stomach and my primitive instincts kicked in. She was dancing with her female friends which I know.
I came to her and danced with her friends a little. I told her "I didn't expect to see you here" She said something and tried to shake my hand, I put my hands behind my back and shook my head "no" as not to touch her.
What the ****. WHAT THE ****. A week ago we were ****ing like animals, I walked her home and she was charmed, and now this ****!!!
I didn't try to kiss her or anything. Just walked away, tried to open up more sets but I felt so bad that I had to leave.
I went home and destroyed the toilet (lol). Still feeling ****.
Not gonna contact her. I have a birthday in 2 days, an exam in 4 days and failed an exam today. what a bday present. Everything is so fantastic.
I haven't talked to this girl ever since and she hasn't messaged me back. It's been a week since we talked.
Today, I dressed up really nice, my Dolce Gabanna shirt and expensive jeans and jewelry.
Went out to the club. It was crowded as ****.
Tried opening up maybe 30 sets. All rejected me.
Then.....I see her. What, the, ****. She looks at me with a very uncomfortable "what are you doing here??" look.
I was behind her so I pulled her hair lightly. She said hi and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I said wtf is this? She said something in her language which I did not understand. I started feeling sick to my stomach and my primitive instincts kicked in. She was dancing with her female friends which I know.
I came to her and danced with her friends a little. I told her "I didn't expect to see you here" She said something and tried to shake my hand, I put my hands behind my back and shook my head "no" as not to touch her.
What the ****. WHAT THE ****. A week ago we were ****ing like animals, I walked her home and she was charmed, and now this ****!!!
I didn't try to kiss her or anything. Just walked away, tried to open up more sets but I felt so bad that I had to leave.
I went home and destroyed the toilet (lol). Still feeling ****.
Not gonna contact her. I have a birthday in 2 days, an exam in 4 days and failed an exam today. what a bday present. Everything is so fantastic.
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