MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is this the future for the omega male?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear MDJ,
That site refused to open for me!
That site refused to open for me!
Maximummax
Senior Don Juan
you are too late man
people in japan are already going on date with virtual video game characters
people in japan are already going on date with virtual video game characters
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
That can't be real. If it is, no wonder the aliens left us alone millenia ago.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Well, they're highlighting a guy who was on a show like "my strange addiction."VladPatton said:
I suppose that people TRY and get on that show, maybe they get paid a little, or maybe they're just attention hoes.
Bottom line is they likely "overplay" their addiction, and then in the linked news story, they show the "highlights" from the show, which is probably distilled down from the several hours the crew hangs around watching the guy and his alledged addiction.
THE SUPER SAD PART
is being on a show about being in love with a blow up killer whale will probably get him famous enough to get laid.
(by a real life whale...)