http://comedyjuice.com/2008/06/the-douchiest-phone-message-in.html
What the hell? Do guys lke this exist?
What the hell? Do guys lke this exist?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Is this the biggest AFC of all time? Or is this fake?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Teflon_Mcgee
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This guy is actually a PUA.
Yes, this message is over the line (extremely douchey) but that is his thing.
IIRC, his stlye is almost that of a performance artist. He doesn't really believe this stuff and he purposely goes over the top.
Contrary to what is sounds like, he is supposedly very succesful.
Yes, this message is over the line (extremely douchey) but that is his thing.
IIRC, his stlye is almost that of a performance artist. He doesn't really believe this stuff and he purposely goes over the top.
Contrary to what is sounds like, he is supposedly very succesful.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Actually , this guy is a guru.
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Hmmm... Malwarebytes blocks that site and says it's infected (I don't know with what..perhaps the douche bug).Daddy The Pimp said:
GoldVault505
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I've heard really terrible things about this Dmitri the Lover dude. Guy's disturbed.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.