http://comedyjuice.com/2008/06/the-douchiest-phone-message-in.html
What the hell? Do guys lke this exist?
What the hell? Do guys lke this exist?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is this the biggest AFC of all time? Or is this fake?
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Teflon_Mcgee
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This guy is actually a PUA.
Yes, this message is over the line (extremely douchey) but that is his thing.
IIRC, his stlye is almost that of a performance artist. He doesn't really believe this stuff and he purposely goes over the top.
Contrary to what is sounds like, he is supposedly very succesful.
Yes, this message is over the line (extremely douchey) but that is his thing.
IIRC, his stlye is almost that of a performance artist. He doesn't really believe this stuff and he purposely goes over the top.
Contrary to what is sounds like, he is supposedly very succesful.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Actually , this guy is a guru.
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Hmmm... Malwarebytes blocks that site and says it's infected (I don't know with what..perhaps the douche bug).Daddy The Pimp said:
GoldVault505
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I've heard really terrible things about this Dmitri the Lover dude. Guy's disturbed.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.