is this stupid enough to work?

[DJ Vulcanis]

theres this girl ive been talking to for a while. as far as i know she has interest in me. ****y/funny is working wonders and she playfully jabs me and/or gets me back with little insults.

problem: cant really seem to get her alone to make some kind of move.

possible solution: this really corny take on a fake palm reading. This is how i would like it to go, bare in mind i would never ever be serious in the tone of the conversation, trying to keep it light and funny.

me: "Hey, hey, you over there, come here for a second so i can talk to ya."
her: "ok"
me: "give me your hand for a moment please."
her: "what?"
me: "stop being so difficult, its just a fun little experiment in palm reading."
(hopefully shed give me her hand at this point)
me: while examing her hand turning it over etc etc "Would you like truth or fact first?"
her: "truth(or fact, it doesnt matter which one she says)
me: after she says either one, ill kiss the top of her hand and say, "the truth/fact is i was momentarily attracted to your hand for a second." hopefully she laughs, if i keep it light and funny, it should. then, "well the truth/fact is from reading your palm, you have a beautiful soul." if that goes over well, i will say "if you are really dense, this will get the point across." at that point i would interlock my fingers with her one hand and lean in for a tiny kiss.

any suggestions? too afc? is it possible to pull off?

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Stupid: Check.
Corny: Check.
Will it work: Doubtful.

 

[squirrels]

How many drinks is she going to have in her when you try this? LOL

 

[Chewy Bagel]

That was used in the TV show "Las Vegas" last night (10/13/03) by the psychic magician. I'd consider it unoriginal and cheddar cheesy.

 

[DJ Vulcanis]

Originally posted by Chewy Bagel
That was used in the TV show "Las Vegas" last night (10/13/03) by the psychic magician. I'd consider it unoriginal and cheddar cheesy.

hrmm... i dont watch tv ever, i actually thought of this like at 3:00am in the morning because i couldnt sleep.

 

[Walden]

Dude just ask her out in front of whoever's there. I do that all the time.

 

[Starman]

Dude,

you would be amazed how many women respond to palm reading, I mean these WOMEN actually PAY to have tarot cards, palms read, psychic calls etc..

so #1 - Giving it to them FREE is a bonus

but you need to be more mysterious and "knowledgable" in your approach

#1 Dont OFFER free palm readings right off the bat..casually mention

"I can tell a 1000 things about any person just by reading their palm"

This will captivate their interest..and most likely she will offer her hand..and you have a good op for KINO

but first things first..look online for a couple of Palm reading tutorials (its not that hard)

Pinpoint and memorize the major lines (Life, Head, Heart, the different "zones")

learn a little bit about what they mean..then incorporate your own SS crap

"This is your emotional line, this tells me you are the wild adventurous type, who seeks out thrills"

"This is your heart line, it is short meaning most of your relationships have been unfullfilling, maybe because you havent met the right guy to push your buttons and awaken your passions"

Say a little..then CUT HER OFF..start gettin c/f and say it will be $20 if you want her to continue..or ask her # and say you'll finish up some other time

but I agree the kiss ont he hand is just damn corny..and too AFC..might as well kiss her ass while your at it

 

[Bungo Pony]

I've only used the kiss on the hand thing once. I was teasing this girl all night, and she raised her fists as if she was going to fight me. I grabbed her arm, kissed her fist, and walked away. Did it work? I really don't care. I do whatever the hell I want.

 

[Da-OnlyX]

Oh hell naw....

No way, no chance in hell....

 

[Satan Psycho]

Hey, at least he's thinking.