"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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is this stuipid

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Me and my friend went to the mall and we were having a friendly competition about who could talk to the most women. The whole time he was acting like a ***** and not talking to anyone. I made a bold move and went into victoria secret and came up with a story that i was shopping for a bra for my girlfriend. So i had like 5 women listening to my story eventualy i isolated one of the women and she picked out a bra for me and as she handed me the bra to check it out i told her i had a confession to make that i didn't want to buy anything and that i wanted her number. she said no but gave me an 'A' for effort. My 'friends' who are jelous and player haters laughed at me and said that i maid a jackass out of myself. I thought it was a good try because what could i say to someone working in vicotoria secret thats doesn't come on too strong. i built a repport with her as her customer and then i reealed the truth. my method may be different but i don't think its bad. please give some imput.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Not bad...but you need to be smooth with it to pull it off. Otherwise you come off a little...weird.

It's a ridiculous method, so you should make no attempt to hide the ridiculousness of it. By being like, "I have a confession to make..." it makes you sound like you feel guilty or insecure about revealing your true intentions. Just come OUT with it. Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself.

And f**k your friends...they'd be in awe if it had actually WORKED...jackass or not. Did they have the cojones to make an attempt, ridiculous or otherwise? ;)
 

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Originally posted by squirrels
Not bad...but you need to be smooth with it to pull it off. Otherwise you come off a little...weird.

It's a ridiculous method, so you should make no attempt to hide the ridiculousness of it. By being like, "I have a confession to make..." it makes you sound like you feel guilty or insecure about revealing your true intentions. Just come OUT with it. Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself.

And f**k your friends...they'd be in awe if it had actually WORKED...jackass or not. Did they have the cojones to make an attempt, ridiculous or otherwise? ;)
Bump.

"Haha, yea you girls realize I'm really not in here to buy a bra, right? :D The idea of GIRLS working in VICTORIAS SECRET, out of all stores, made me want to come in and talk to you ;). "
 

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I thought it was stupid. They're there to work, not get hit on by guys.
 

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Originally posted by joey37
I thought it was stupid. They're there to work, not get hit on by guys.
Now THAT is stupid.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
Now THAT is stupid.

What's stupid? Some dumbass comes in there "acting" like he's going to buy something, taking her away from paying customers?


Are you two related?
 

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Here, let me quote what you said again, just in case you missed it.

Originally posted by joey37
I thought it was stupid. They're there to work, not get hit on by guys.
So what you're saying is, you should not approach girls who are working, because it is stupid. :rolleyes:
 

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Here, let me rephrase it so you can understand. Why not just go in the store and ask the girl out? Why act like you're buying something?


He probably pissed her off when he told her he wasn't interested in buying something.

I really don't think this tactic works.
 

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Originally posted by joey37
Here, let me rephrase it so you can understand. Why not just go in the store and ask the girl out? Why act like you're buying something?


He probably pissed her off when he told her he wasn't interested in buying something.

I really don't think this tactic works.

He didnt piss her off, he just did it wrong.
 
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