"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is this site phuked up?

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Hi dj's I havent been to this site much for a couple a months and now Im back im thinking it all sounds a bit frantic, do this/dont do this do that/dont do that....over and over again, seems like a lot of spinning wheels for a hope of a glimpse of female action.... should be easy really, natural right?..... but of course Its not, at least not now, but Im sure it used to be or maybe Im just getting a bit long in the tooth?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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yeah it used to be easy in the old days, just club a woman in the head and drag her into your cave.... :woo:
 

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Best pick up line ever "*BAM*"
 

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Originally posted by Morphiex
yeah it used to be easy in the old days, just club a woman in the head and drag her into your cave.... :woo:
rofl

i spilt my drink after reading that :( !
 

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No heres the best pickup line ;) - "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I was having breakfst with my buddy other day, waitress brings our breakfast and he says to her; " wow look at that sausage! I wish I had one like that! Instead of this monster ive got in my pants.....waitress dropped the plate on the table went red and bolted.....lol....he fuxs lods a chicks as well.....
 

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This site

Same basic reason leads to tons of reposts. The flaming liberal viewpoint so ingrained into most males living in industrialized nations is counterproductive to being successful with women.

I'm not saying a caveman would have much better luck (although, despite smelling bad, he still might get much poon), but clearly kissing ass just doesn't work.

Your buddy is funny! I might borrow that one!
 

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This website is like any self-help book you'll ever buy - 90% of the people who read it never apply it (how else would self-help books have sequels? You should already be too rich and successful to need a second :crackup: )

Those that do apply it probably were on the right track anyway - in other words, they would have improved with or without this website, but found it to be a useful guide in the process. While these people are out applying themselves and making the most of it, the rest just sit around and clog the bandwidth with stupid complaints.
 

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Originally posted by BrotherAP
This website is like any self-help book you'll ever buy - 90% of the people who read it never apply it (how else would self-help books have sequels? You should already be too rich and successful to need a second :crackup: )

Those that do apply it probably were on the right track anyway - in other words, they would have improved with or without this website, but found it to be a useful guide in the process. While these people are out applying themselves and making the most of it, the rest just sit around and clog the bandwidth with stupid complaints.
Very true, except those that do need AND want the help will find it useful when they get to the point where it must be handled NO MATTER WHAT.
 
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