"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Is this scenario realistic?

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*Munches popcorn and drinks some soda*

Man, this beats watching the World Series.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I think someone once said that science can be fun. I think it was Mister Wizard or something, but he had a valid point, I think.


can you wear a mr wizard hat during this big fun, since im gonna wear the high heels?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
can you wear a mr wizard hat during this big fun, since im gonna wear the high heels?
Funny you should mention it... I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat right now.


:D Ten points for anyone who gets that joke.
 

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Originally posted by eternal
*Munches popcorn and drinks some soda*

Man, this beats watching the World Series.
:D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Funny you should mention it... I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat right now.


:D Ten points for anyone who gets that joke.

i will be there in 5 hrs
dont fall asleep!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Funny you should mention it... I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat right now.


:D Ten points for anyone who gets that joke.

"i like to play dress up"
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Funny you should mention it... I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat right now.


:D Ten points for anyone who gets that joke.
Erm...The Nich Hill's girlfriend looks like that kid from Harry Potter joke?
 

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Originally posted by eternal
Ah. Well, you better cast Level 10 G-Spot Stimulation to make sure it's a great evening for her!


yah what eternal said !@
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by penkitten
yah what eternal said !@
On that note, I'll just sit back and watch this convo unfold now. Don't want to accidently unleash "Level 27 Cockblock" on Gio.
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
yah what eternal said !@
I just got a new spell. It's called +7 Magic Tongue of Astonishing Bliss. I figure that might help, too.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I just got a new spell. It's called +7 Magic Tongue of Astonishing Bliss. I figure that might help, too.

oh meow!
 

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Originally posted by eternal
On that note, I'll just sit back and watch this convo unfold now. Don't want to accidently unleash "Level 27 Cockblock" on Gio.
My c*ck has enchanted invulnerability to blocking. :D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
My c*ck has enchanted invulnerability to blocking. :D

block? o no it better not be blocked.....i dont have time to move anything outta the way:D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by penkitten
block? o no it better not be blocked.....i dont have time to move anything outta the way:D
Well, gentlemen, I think I've found the girl for me. :D
 

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If anything, the husband pimping his woman would have been much more believable because a man turning a woman out happens all the time.
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
have you now?
It depends on the results of the scientific experiments. :D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It depends on the results of the scientific experiments. :D
*Hands Gio a camcorder and Kama Sutra book.* You know, to make sure you didn't miss anything.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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