"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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is this putting pvssy on the pedestal?

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Knowing that women are the most best awesomeness of beauty in the male universe.

I mean just going off the feelz of the curves alone is great, dont forget to add specifications of ur own.

I mean, you have your own ONE IN A KAJILLION oppurtunities to be YOU. And you can add to it by being into cars, carreer..etc...so why cant you be into the best pvssy?

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Alpha, best , keeper....these all get medals and these people come with pedestals.
Alpha wins...alpha gets medal...etc...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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There is nothing wrong with appreciating women. All heterosexual men enjoy the look and feel of a sexy female body.

Just don't become a woman's b!tch just because she is "hot" and "nice to you". That is where most men fail. Always treat yourself better than you treat women and you can't lose.
 

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I wonder if thats what they were telling each other all along...the always treat urself 1st comment
 

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_sideways_ said:
I mean, you have your own ONE IN A KAJILLION oppurtunities to be YOU. And you can add to it by being into cars, carreer..etc...so why cant you be into the best pvssy?
You can eat all you want, as unhealthy as you want, party as much as you want, drink as much as you want, "be into the best pvssy" all you want", as long as you take heed of the consequences. Your mileage may vary.
 

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^ ...but is it not then considered to be not on a pedestal, but on a beautiful trough with all the flavors of your dream girl and your next and your 24th, 25th, 26th, etc....throughout your day...

All we have is our waking moment...

Matter of fact...whenever i treated a girl like my next one, the quicker she came onto me. So yea think they can super add up ur life like a rock star.

Big neil would agree that if theyre good looking and gets a good paycheck, all you gotta do is ride her money train and keep her wanting you. Which is tricky in itself with anybody, let alone her precious heart.

Happy leif ericson day
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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