MatureDJ
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"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Is this profile proof that there is no such thing as a female incel?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
redskinsfan92
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Yeah. That is proof!
mrgoodstuff
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Female "incels" do exist . They are usually not very attractive and since Chad whom thru really want won't choose them, they remain celebate . They don't want to "settle" .
devilkingx2
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Female incels are either chronic pump and dumps (since sex for a guy isn't what sex is to most women, to most normal women the most important thing is ostensibly love or committment or relationships or something. )
But if incel only refers to sex despite it being different for females, then a female incel is any female that only wants guys that want nothing to do with her, whether she's un****ably hideous, 400+ pounds, a 90 year old cougar, a strung out crack wh*re, a girl whose father/brothers/exes are possessive and terrifying, or just a woman whose standards are ridiculous
I guess there's women stuck with only other women like prison or like an amazon island or something
But if incel only refers to sex despite it being different for females, then a female incel is any female that only wants guys that want nothing to do with her, whether she's un****ably hideous, 400+ pounds, a 90 year old cougar, a strung out crack wh*re, a girl whose father/brothers/exes are possessive and terrifying, or just a woman whose standards are ridiculous
I guess there's women stuck with only other women like prison or like an amazon island or something
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.