"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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is this odd???

naes420

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im 17 and this girl, pretty hot, who never really caught alot of my interest gave a speech on child therapists, at the end her and her partner had to demonstrate a skill, which was stupidly enough to cradle a baby, but she, not her partener gave alot of extremly interesting facts about how to treat babys and raise them and ****, all from the back of her mind and not from a sheet of paper or anything, and for some reason, it turned me on...like, alot......it must be something about a women who knows how to take care of babys? i dont know, it was certainly odd, yet very, very attractive to me.....odd?? yes? no?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Crazy Asian

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well the next time u see a baby, look at it's @sshole.
if u wanna stick it in, then there's ur problem :)
 

naes420

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immature pricks, no wonder none of you faggots can get laid...half of you havnt even had your balls drop yet
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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jt the azn

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its a motherly gesture. it turns me on too. its a feminine trait that instinctly trigger your hormones to have her as a reproductive potential. men marry their mothers and now you know why.
 

jt the azn

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brett012 said:
Men don't marry their mothers, last time I checked, azn.
its just a saying lol. its not meant literally. its real meaning is that men marry women who seem like they make good mothers.
 
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