"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is this how I should be gaining mass?

Konada

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I realise my gains are tapering off so I decided to check on the days I gain mass. It seems that I only gain weight on days I workout and gains on non-workout days, is this normal or am I doing something wrong? I'm posting my diet for critique on how I can continue gaining 1lb/week.

Breakfast: 4 Eggs + 1 cup oatmeal + 1 Banana

Lunch (2hrs after breakfast): 0.5lbs chicken + 1 cup rice

Meal 3: Almond Butter Sandwich + 1 cup nuts

Dinner: 0.5lbs chicken/fish/pork + 1 cup rice + 2 servings of veg

Meal 5: 500ml GNC Mass gainer (1/2 scoop) mixed with milk.

I also drink half a gallon of milk (1400cal) per day. Anymore than that I start having the runs. I also drink this shake post workout and 1 banana as well.

Advice or tips will be appreciated
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Jitterbug

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1a. Eat more.

1b. Don't count "mass gainer" or any supplement as a meal.

2. Weight yourself once a fortnight, not every day.
 

Quiksilver

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I agree with Jitterbug.

As a more concise suggestion, I'd add 3-4 more eggs to the Almond butter sandwich.
 

Paintballguy

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Espi said:
Diet looks pretty good, but like QS advised, the sandwich needs eggs or other source of protein.
agreed. get some turkey breast or something.
 

Konada

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Thanks for the advice guys, I'll be making the above mentioned adjustments to my diet and lets see how it turns out.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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