"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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is this guy serious?

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spang

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found this craigslist ad

title: Free rent for a cute girl friend (birmingham)
Yes this is a real add rent free 4 a live-in adorable young girl friend engineer seeking live-in adorable young girl-friend :) Age 22-28 and pls be in good shape. If you love adoration, affection , and attention from your guy then drop me a note.
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i dont know whether to laugh or cry.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Apart from overusing the words adorable and adoration, I think there might be a touch of genius in that one.

"I'm an engineer with a house looking for a poor, hot chick willing to put out!"

Wish I'd thought of that :)
 
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