"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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is this guy serious?

spang

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found this craigslist ad

title: Free rent for a cute girl friend (birmingham)
Yes this is a real add rent free 4 a live-in adorable young girl friend engineer seeking live-in adorable young girl-friend :) Age 22-28 and pls be in good shape. If you love adoration, affection , and attention from your guy then drop me a note.
i dont know whether to laugh or cry.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cremasta

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Apart from overusing the words adorable and adoration, I think there might be a touch of genius in that one.

"I'm an engineer with a house looking for a poor, hot chick willing to put out!"

Wish I'd thought of that :)
 
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