"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

Is this funny?

E

Effington

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 26, 2007
Messages
627
Reaction score
4
I was hanging out with some friends the morning after we went partying, we were just shooting the sh!t and feeding our friend's dog, when one of the girls put a dogbone halfway in her mouth and had the dog come and get it from her. It was kind of cute. The other girl (who I have known for a long time but we're not toooo close) said, "Eww, that's gross!" and I replied, "Oh come on, it's not like you haven't put worse things in your mouth before."

I thought it was funny, but it was like dead silence. I'm guessing she was at least slightly offended...did that cross the line? The audience was 2 girls and one guy (who is a major AFC).
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

C

CORVETTE06

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 1, 2006
Messages
249
Reaction score
1
if the girl is immature enough to put a dogbone in her mouth then that joke shouldnt be offensive to them
 
R

ready123

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 16, 2007
Messages
1,259
Reaction score
35
Location
Los Angeles
I thought that was funny

lol
 
J

jdbman11

Don Juan
Joined
May 9, 2005
Messages
93
Reaction score
3
Location
Tx
it could be funny, but it's how you say things not what you say. Your question is very situational
 
I

I-tallionStallion

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 5, 2007
Messages
1,175
Reaction score
4
Location
New Jersey
Funny to me cause you made a bit of a fool of yourself. But stop worrying if you crossed the line. DJ's don't worry. Have you read the DJ bible good sir?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top