"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
1. Ask him to stop a couple times.
2. Warn him a few times. Talking to teachers won't help they won't do anything and he'll think your a p*ssy.
3. If he keeps doing it, it means you has NO RESPECT for you and he's getting off with the fact your taking his sh*t cuz he's a a**h*le.
4. Do it outside of school if you don't wanna get into trouble.
5. Make sure you kick his ass well so you feel better and so he won't bother you again. (Including his friends!)
6. People will ALWAYS talk about a fight = u'll gain more respect from others so other ppl won't mess with you.
It's always good to solve conflicts "peacefully" but these days there are idiots who won't learn so physcial solutions are nessecery.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Killer stare.
Anyone up for some wagers? $20 on The Other Guy.
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To the original poster...you sound like a total loser(no friends, cant take a joke, wont stand up for yourself)
First thing's first...once you lose this fight, go read the DJ bible.
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Haha, jokes.From what I understand is that you're the class loser. You're supposed to get picked on.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Last Man Standing
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Fundates is probably laying in his own pool of blood right now!!fundates_2k7 said:I dont know who this little freshman is but some lilttle kid for the last 2 days has been getting on my nervous his in my gym class.And has been constaly saying names and tried to push me today,now that had me piss and I want to whoop his ass.I mean he looks like his 12 years old seriously his real short and small yet he makes people laugh and everyone seem to like this little punk ass kid who makes inmature childish jokes.
I dont if his contuie to act like this but I want to beat his ass
I cant believe how people would laugh or talk to a kid who is loud and annoying
Rest In Peace :flowers: :box:
Fundates
I agree with Demon..."A solid friendship is more powerful than the impact of your fists."
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
B*TCH MOVE!
You will get a reputation as a huge f*cking *****. Nobody will respect you.
To the guy that said "Boys fight and men stand and watch" I will disagree. Men pick their battles, where as boys let their battles pick them. P*SSIES stand back and watch because they're afraid of getting their asses handed to them.
This kid asking for it.
Next time the kid starts sh*t, grab him by his throat, hold him up against the wall. Tell him straight up that you're done taking his sh*t, and if he wants to play games, then you'll bench his ass.
He keeps it up, just straight sock him in the face and go off on him. Hold him down and just pummel the f*ggot right in the jaw. Knee the f*cker in the head if you have to. Use whatever you can to bash the f*ck out of the kid. The crazier you get, the more you hit him, the more "psycho" (as somebody put it), the less people f*ck with you.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
johnny_depp
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