"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is this an exception or the rule?

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There's this UG woman, probably in her 30s or 40s...that I met on a message board and became good friends with. The first warning sign I should have noticed is that she always whined about another guy on the site who she claims she was dating (he said he told her flat out that he was uninterested due to lack of physical attraction)...and she told me how she'd cry over him and everything. (Keep in mind I was whining to her about my problems too.)

Anyway, so we became really close, eventually I was having a bad few days...was put on ritalin as a stimulant...and I said something like after 9/11 people were so nice to each other then when enough time passed they went back to being jerks to each other. She freaked out, told me never to contact her again, which I didn't.

So from then on on the board (when she usually agreed with me) she started some crusade against me and making me out to be some woman-hating anti-christ...and eventually got kicked off the board by taking the bait from her in an argument.

Two months later, I was allowed back on the forum, and I made a post about how certain women you can tell look snobby and up to no good and not relationship material...using Pam Anderson as an example. She freaked out, told me I was objectifying women, and tried to get every woman on the site against me.

I got a message from the moderator who had originally banned me telling me this is a final warning and that if I say one more word, I'm banned for good.

The thing is, the owner of the forum was the one who allowed me back on...this moderator is completely clueless. She likely messaged him to try to get me banned again.

My question is, are all women this crazy when the sh*t hits the fan? She was my biggest fan, and told me how she loved my posts when we were friends, now she's some feminazi b*tch that's doing everything she can to try to get me kicked off.

Even other people (men and women) on the site took note of her crusade and her behavior.

It makes me relectant to get to know any woman. She was very nice...and once she decided she didn't want to be my friend...she turned into a total nutjob.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The moderator finally started to believe me after hearing the same things from other people and she was told to stay away from me unless I personally attack her (an actual attack directed at her)...and that he was made aware of a potential conflict of interest.

I can't post the site for privacy reasons...but all I said was that you can tell by the way some women's facial expressions and the way they carry themselves that they are snobby or conceited whereas other women look nice and more approachable while still being equally beautiful. She claimed that I was objectifying women. She also had a problem with the 10 scale, like I'm the one who invented it.
 

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that I met on a message board
I found your problem. Women don't use forums, forums are for men, and even then it's still a little bit nerdy haha. If a woman is on a forum just get her to strip for you or something.

Hilariously I actually got a girl from THIS forum to show me private videos of her masturbating on YouTube.
 
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