"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is this a SH!T Test? Advice How to Overcome

slickaz

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Right so this plate of mine.
decides to go to this BIIGGG mall in the bad part of town (lets say its like the Harlem Mall of New York)

So the night before she stays over at my place and i advice her as a man thats b4nging her.

me:"Listen, thats a dangerous area so id advice you dress appropriately, not showing too much of your assets coz them dudes might drag you into an alley and ill never see you again...we dont want that"

she: "ok yeh i understand, ill dress well"

the next day i meet her at the train station to give her something when shes on her way to the mall and she is:

Wearing a mini dress, with cleavage popping out skirt so small it looks like a kleenez wrapped around her 455 and to top it off she's decked in LVuitton accessories.

im like, girl are you retarded?! LV?!to that mall!!!
she says to me, my legs are covered by the stockings im wearing. and im wearing a jacket to cover my cleavage.

Im thinkin in my head, whats to say she doesnt take that jacket off and show her b00bs and those stockings dont hide anything.

that aside, the big named watch, necklace, bangles and earrings shes wearing is going to get her killed.

anyway i didnt make a big scene just let her go.

but im thinkin maybe that was a sh!t test, i dont wanna over look that. i wanna tell her that is not acceptable in my books but how?

This girl is new to town and has never been to this mall before so she doesnt even know WHERE this place is.

whats the diff between talking about this to a
plate
girlfriend
Fbuddy.

how would you approach
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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djzulu

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I believe she just wants to see that you care - especially since she went against your advice. Maybe she wants to be more than just a plate.

If you have been seeing her for a while, she has developed feelings for you and is trying to get you to reciprocate. If you keep her around she will morph into a gf.
 

Jitterbug

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slickaz said:
whats the diff between talking about this to a
plate
girlfriend
Fbuddy.

how would you approach
Plate: she'd be too dumb for me to consider a relationship with her.

Girlfriend: she'd be too dumb for me to consider taking it any further.

Fbuddy: I don't give a sh!t.

In all three cases, I'd say nothing more after telling her that the mall is a dangerous place for women who dress like that and I'm concerned about her safety.
 
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