"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
is there no way to cook a pizza without a big enough pan?!!?
- Thread starter Sexual
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
unless you work there or something.
then you're fvcked.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
... and 2 racks in it, you can clean and oil the top rack, and do the dough on it, and put aluminum foil on the lower rack to catch the drippings. Or even do the pizza on the foil, once the dough is crisp enough not to stick to the foil.
It's always best to do the dough a bit before putting the sauce and cheese on it -- at least if you make the kind of ultra-thick & gooey za I've made.
