RichardTheFrog
Banned
Apparently POF sucks. Is there anything that doesn't suck?
Or do I have to leave my house?
And don't they suck too?
Or do I have to leave my house?
And don't they suck too?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Is there any online dating that isn't trash?
- Thread starter RichardTheFrog
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Yea but that's prostitution.
Plus, I haven't met that many. I usually get them to agree to meet, then don't feel like wasting the money.
MatureDJ
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I think that for man of true means and who is decently attractive, there are private matchmakers who know not to throw the garbage that is POF. These women are at a high level, and they know that most every man on OLD is not good enough.