"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is there a way not to smell musky?

night56

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I take showers every day, but i find it that my thighs smell alot. and under my boys too! Is there a way to smell good there?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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md3sign

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eww you smell

umm baby powder if you really need it.

unless you can smell it standing up or you suck at wiping, I'm not sure why you're so worried
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Start using an antibacterial cleanser.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Scrub your ****. Even if you think it's gay, shaving helps reduce the surface area for the bacteria, therefore reducing the smell.

Make sure you dry your "boys" after your shower. Scrub em.

Chances are, without putting stuff on them, you're not going to be able to get rid of the smell entirely.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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