"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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is there a dull moment a the DJs life? I DONT THINK SO!!!!!

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librito

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I KNEW I WAS GOING TO LEARN EFFECTIVE WAYS TO ATTRACT WOMEN BUT DID NOT KNOW THAT THEY WOULD BE SO GOOD.

I NEVER IMAGINE ILL BE SAYING THIS,,,, I FEEL LIKE A FU..ING MOVIE STAR.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY AT WORK.
I WAS WALKING FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER AND SUDDENLY I SEE A GIRL WHO WE HAD AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION TWO WEEKS AGO AND AFTER THAT WE BEEN DOING DEEP EYE CONTACT. I SAID HI TO HER AND THEN I HANDED HER A PEN AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND TOLD HER TO WRITE DOWN HER NUMBER..
GUESS WHAT GUYS,,,, SHE ALREADY HAD HER NUMBER IN ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER AND WAS LOOKING FOR ME TO HANDED TO ME. (WHICH SHE DID). IN THE PIECE OF PAPER THAT SHE GAVE ME WAS WRITTENG, "CALL ME ANY TIME." SHE IS A HB7 WITH THE BIGGEST BLOSSOM AND BEHIND YOULL EVER SEE.
WELL, I WAS STILL ASTONISHED BY THIS BECAUSE I DID NOT TRY TO SEDUCE HER IN THE CONVERSATION WE HAD BUT GAVE HER A FEW COMPLIMENTS ABOUT HER 14 MONTHS OLD BABY AND A COUPLE OF C&F STUFF.
I SAID BYE AND LATER AFTER WALKING 20 FEET AND GOING AROUND THE CORNER OF THE FLOOR ANOTHER GIRL SAID
HER,,, HEY, WHATS YOUR NAME?
HER,,, ARE YOU MARRIED?
HER,,, DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
ME,,, WHY? DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME?
HER,,, SURE, I WOULD LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.
AND THEN WE KEPT TALKING.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT WITH THIS HB8 WE NEVER HAD A 20 SECONDS CONVERSATION BEFORE THIS OCCURRED.
WHENEVER SHE WAS PASSING BY I WOULD SAY SOME MINOR C&F STUFF AND LOTS OF EYE CONTACT.
IN CONCLUSION, THIS ALL HAPPENED IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS. THOSE GIRLS GAVE ME THE MOST BLATANT HITS I HAVE EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE.
JUST IMAGINE MY JOY AND EXCITEMENT WHEN I SAID BYE TO THE SECOND GIRL. I WAS GOING CRAZY AND STILL COULDNT BELIEVE IT. IN THE RATE FROM ONE TO TEN I WOULD GIVE MYSELF A SIX BUT I FEEL LIKE A MOVIE STAR.
THANK YOU SO SOUAVE AND ALL ITS SUPER DON JUANS.
LAST THING, I LOVE THIS SITE SO MUCH THAT I RECENTLY PURCHASED MY OWNED CUSTOMISED PLATE FROM THIS STATE AND THE PLATE READS. 1DONJUAN
I LOVE THIS TAG. I NOTICED THAT WHEN WOMEN WHO ARE DRIVING BEHIND ME READ THIS TAG THEY ALWAYS TRY TO PASS MY VEHICLE AND GIVE ME A LOOK. THEY ARE A CURIOUS CREATURE I TELL YOU.
BYE.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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jason86

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Originally posted by librito
THANK YOU SO SOUAVE AND ALL ITS SUPER DON JUANS.
LAST THING, I LOVE THIS SITE SO MUCH THAT I RECENTLY PURCHASED MY OWNED CUSTOMISED PLATE FROM THIS STATE AND THE PLATE READS. 1DONJUAN
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lol, props for that.
 
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I KNEW SOME OF YOU GUYS WOULDNT BELIEVE ME JUST LIKE I DIDNT BELIEVE SOME OF THE STUFF IVE READ HERE. BUT IT IS FOR REAL AND STILL I CANT BELIEVE IT MYSELF. I DONT BLAME YOU FOR NOT BELIEVING ME.
STILL, WHENEVER I THINK OF THOSE HITS. ALL I SAY IS
"UNBELIEVEABLE".
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by librito
I LOVE THIS SITE SO MUCH THAT I RECENTLY PURCHASED MY OWNED CUSTOMISED PLATE FROM THIS STATE AND THE PLATE READS. 1DONJUAN
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Post a picture.
 
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Originally posted by librito
I KNEW SOME OF YOU GUYS WOULDNT BELIEVE ME JUST LIKE I DIDNT BELIEVE SOME OF THE STUFF IVE READ HERE. BUT IT IS FOR REAL AND STILL I CANT BELIEVE IT MYSELF. I DONT BLAME YOU FOR NOT BELIEVING ME.
STILL, WHENEVER I THINK OF THOSE HITS. ALL I SAY IS
"UNBELIEVEABLE".
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IF THIS IS THE TRUTH AND THESE WOMEN ARE REALLY TALKING TO YOU AND GIVING OUT THEIR NUMBERS THEN CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE DOING GOOD FOR YOURSELF BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOME PEOPLE WOULD BE SKEPTICAL.
AND YOU MAY WANT TO STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE EITHER YOU ARE SHOUTING OR YOU ARE A 'TARD. I TRUST MY POINT IS MADE. :p
 
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Congrads! Just two warnings to be aware of:

First of all

HER,,, HEY, WHATS YOUR NAME?
HER,,, ARE YOU MARRIED?
HER,,, DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

And...

HER 14 MONTHS OLD BABY



What do those two areas scream to you?

Can you say looking for a baby's daddy?

Secondly, it isn't that good of an idea to date at your work place. I think they say don't sh*t where you eat or something like that.

All else aside good luck!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJHoolahoop

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who invented the caps lock anyways?

must be the same people that not only make ready to bake cookie dough, but have it pre-cut into single cookie servings so you just bake em without having to cut indivual cookies out before hand.
 
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librito

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CRAIGMACK said>>>>>Secondly, it isn't that good of an idea to date at your work place. I think they say don't sh*t where you eat or something like that.


you are right,, sex in the workplace always brings drama.
 
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