"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is there a doctor in da house?

TheLadiesMan

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I quit smoking last Tuesday because the last couple of cigarettes that I've had, would cause a slight "tingling" sensation in my right foot, followed by the same thing on my right finger tips. After it happen a couple of times after smoking, I stopped smoking altogether. No tingling feelings.

Yesterday, after getting some bad news about a good friend, I had a cigarette, and just like clock work, tingling sensation returned to my foot, and hand. Apparently, it doesn't matter what types of smokes it is...

This can't be good... just curious as to how many others have had this "feeling"?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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